Not me, you blithering buffoons.

 

 

 

I have recently realized that I have not given the Great Mistress any good presents recently. This is unacceptable. I require her patronage, so that I can continue being the Point Whore that I am.

 

 

So, line up all of you, and give me a Present, which I can give to her. It must have true Christine style and flare. Nothing half-done, either. I want good presents.

 

 

 

Should you not give anything, you will be tossed into the Pit of Doom.

 

Should you fail to give a good present, you will be tossed into the Pit of Doom.

 

Should you give me something excellent, then you may carry the presents to the Great Mistress for me.

 

 

 

Come now, Fuls, and worship our Dark Mistress through me!

Oh great and poweful N'B....

Presents to give the Dark One:

First, a Whip:

 

 

and Next... Minions to Use it on:

How about a set of nunchucks?

 

And I bring you a leash for all those things people you need one for.

 

Oh great mistress of the dark. I come before you bearing many gifts from far and wide with the one hope to please you (and to get points tastefully)

 

I hear you like beer and Jelly shots so take your pick or just have them all. All of these have been specially altered with Channeling to prevent hang overs

 

you're welcome

 

 

While on my travels I kidnapped a tribe of penguins and forced them to work for me and my polar bear minions.

We built you a castle. Just in case you want a winter retreat

 

I also happened upon a stasis box for your use. It was hidden in a temple high on the Himalayan mountains

 

No idea what this is but it looks pretty. Found it in a pawn shop in the heart of russia

 

 

This because I find it amusing

 

Also I give Basel 20 for the Nunchucks. SO much awesome right there

I bring many many daggers.

 

 

 

 

 

*cough*

 

 

You need to join Shayol Ghul first...

Done. well, I signed-up

I'm giving myself a present!

 

dang!

Thats a pretty good present.

I'm giving myself a present!

 

*want*

That's totally awesome.

5 points to you, great N'B.

 

Presents for our Dark Lady Nae:

Balefire Thrown at your Enemies:

 

and an evil lair:

Edited June 21, 201214 yr by Ahmoondah Sedai

 

i give you a mug to celebrate both your evil and twisted soul and you womanly... womanhood

Excellent. Mistress Nae needs a good mug, from which she can drink the Souls of the Fuls.

One more thing that would make the Dark Mistress's life better:

 

This is money earned off the sweat and blood of many a lightful.

So...it's a "lightful" tax.

Edited June 28, 201214 yr by Ahmoondah Sedai

Points for moon. Pointssssss. So many points.