Everyone let's welcome our newest victi... recruit for the BT! Have some tainted brownies. Who is your favorite ashaman? Why did you choose to join here? Do you like to spam? Feel at home, feel free to PM me any questions. We should have you set up with access to the private boards in a bit, but you can spam these boards while you are waiting. Have fun!!

Global warming is bad!

 

 

 

 

 

HELLO AGAIN!

Welcome to the Black Tower, Brandie. You will soon get access to our secret chambers of Awesomeness! Know that if you enter there is no way back. Blue pill?

Upside to Global warming: theme parks

 

 

Upside to joining the BT: getting to meet Despothera

 

You'd have to make that ride water proof fro when the ocean floods over everything

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All I will have to do is find Kevin Costner

 

/waterworlded

NO!!! Lets keep him wherever he is.

as you dont seem to like waterworld Tina ( dont worry neither did i) heres a better image for you

 

 

 

 

hehe who bought the costner out?? who who!?

Evil, evil man. I liked Christian Slater better.

 

 

*drools* I had totally forgotten my crush on him.

Ummm... Whys dem dar dudes always take the attention

Welcome to the Black Tower, Brandie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Join the Light!!!

Hello, and welcome to the tower. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Maw knows because he tried - and failed.

 

And the Black Tower rejoiced.

 

Join the Light!!!

 

wow, such conviction in that statement...

 

DARKNESS HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT! and more so in alaska.... Whos better?

The shadow. Duh.

Brandie!!! Welcome, welcome....

 

*chides everyone for not offering brownies*

 

 

Have as many as you want, we'll make more! These are extra tainty, and delicious.

Welcome to the Black Tower, Brandie. You will soon get access to our secret chambers of Awesomeness! Know that if you enter there is no way back. Blue pill?

 

I always wanted to see what would happen if someone took the red pill and the blue pill.

 

Welcome to the Taint, Brandie!

I'd say you get high. I think i saw a comic on that subject once.

Hello, and welcome to the tower. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

 

I haven't seen that spirit here since... nineteen sixty niiiine

 

 

As for the whole red pill/blue pill discussion, the answer is simple. Both pills combine in your stomach to make a purple pill.

I was going to make a funny joke about a purple pill but Des ruined it.

Awh come on GGD (Glorious Goddess Dragon) tell us anyway!

The shadow. Duh.

 

No, don't let yourself be swayed by such statements! Here-

 

Join the Light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE SHADOW IS BEST.

THE LIGHT IS BETTER!!!

 

Hahaha welcome to the Black Tower, Brandie !

Also tina should be GMGD (Glorious Mod Goddess Dragon).