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I saw this and thought of you ........................ Nya!

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Ithi can you buy a bunch wholesale?

 

We can use em for decoys when EP starts trying to destroy all teh llammas again :tongue:

*obtains small sample of Ithi's genetic data*

 

*goes off and borrows a fancy scientist's lab, full of all kinds of test tubes, fancy comps, beakers and bunson burners, etc.*

 

*puts on a snazzy scientist suit, and proceeds to perform elaborate experiments and whatnot*

 

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*produces test results, does the science thing and attempts to reproduce them*

 

*frowns when reproduction of results come out looking like cheap knockoffs of the actual test results*

 

*reexamines the results, only to find out that in a bizarre accident, the cheap knock off results were actually the original results to begin with*

 

*gets tired and goes off for a quick drive*

 

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*has a coughing fit as he remembers he doesn't smoke*

 

*goes back to the lab and gets back on track*

 

*collaberates with other vampire scientists to test out his hypothesis regarding Ithi's makeup*

 

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*fails*

 

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*decides, after some careful consideration, to scrap previous hypothesis*

 

*groans and shakes fist at test results*

 

*flips a coin*

 

*marches out of scientist lab and comes back to the thread*

 

Ithi, I am proud to announce that after deliberation, careful study, and meticulous research I am ready to say with almost 100% certainty that you are NOT made of money

 

*nods briskly, then goes home to await the Nobel prize award*

I know I know, Ethan Hawke isn't even that believable. Just go with it for now, until Hollywood comes up with a much better looking actor and puts him in a proper vampire scientist role

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