This is something everyone should know

 

Universal fact: Light is better than Shadow and Lighties and awesome:D

 

Anyone who doesn't believe this, gets dumped here

 

 

 

You you can appreciate Light

while I appreciate and agree with the sentiment.... that looks like a nice little place to be dumped.

 

are there sea monsters in there or industrial waste?

Looks like crude oil... poor souls...

 

Ah well...

Don't be deceived - it is actually highly radioactive from the improper disposal of nucleur waste that I carried out that by terrible negligence contaminated the water ! Think the next person to be dumped in there is going to grow a third arm hehehe .

and this differs from the water they give us at work in what way?

I think that water is slightly less radioactive - takes a manner of years to grow that extra arm drinking that stuff !

radioactive sounds tainted. A third arm would be useful.

 

Hence --> Baguette The Shadow is better than the Light

 

*waits*

You like tumourous masses vaguely resembling preexisting body parts, Smiley? Personally, I am not into that, but if it really does float your boat...

Would make for some excellent conversation starters.

 

"Oh, your eye seems to have drifted down to your neck. Tell me. How is that workin out for you?"

 

"Oh it's GRAND! Now I really do have an eye on the back of my head. You wouldn't know but I am actually winking at you RIGHT now"

*steals the pond and deradioactifies it*

 

Thanks, we needed another swimming area.

*Promptly pours another barrel of waste in it*

 

No stealing our beautiful ponds and no detoxifying them ! There is plenty more barrels where this came from !

 

Hmm fascinating conversation pieces...now you got me thinking about a dip myself *eyes pond*

*resteals*

pining for a pond... even a radioactive one...

Yeah, it is incredibly hot outside and even the showers we've been getting aren't really helping. So no amount of radiation is keeping us out of there.

I'm about to climb into the kids pool... it's not the same but you got to do what you got to do.

Oh noes!

This is something everyone should know

 

Universal fact: Light is better than Shadow and Lighties and awesome:D

 

Truth.

This is something everyone should know

 

Universal fact: Shadow is better than Light and Shadowies are awesome:D

 

Truth.

 

Why yes, yes it is.

I see what you did there, mister shadow-face.

This is something everyone should know

 

Universal fact: Light is better than Shadow and Lighties and awesome:D

 

Truth.

This is something everyone should know

 

Universal fact: Shadow is better than Light and Shadowies are awesome:D

 

Truth.

 

Why yes, yes it is.

 

Shows why being a shadowie is injurious to mind. Climb into the pool, those radioactive chemicals would be better than what shadow did to your poor soul.

 

 

Beware shadowies: The pool also has bright lights, enough to make someone blind, if someone praises shadow near it.

 

And the cleaner version of it is available for all Lighties. If Shadowies want, I can dump some more waste.

anyone notice that its the self proclaimed LIGHTIES that are trying to end the world by playing with necular material???

necular material is pretty safe, and small, localized contaminations of the nuclear stuff only cause entertaining outbreaks of super heroism and three eyed fish. just relax and drink the glowing koolaid...

*jumps into the pond*

 

*enjoys being immune to all of the radioactivity due to extreme levels of the Taint^tm in my blood*

 

You see there plan don't you? What do you get from toxic ponds?

But WE get......

 

 

*really needs to learn how to resize images*

Not entirely sure you can on these boards, actually. That issue has plagued us for a long long time.