There we are, sitting quietly in our appartment in Chile.

 

Somewhere a car honks its horn loudly and in a long drawnout note...

 

My brother lifts his head and says in wonder...

 

"that is no Orc horn!"

Badass

but.. you come from middle earth, don't you?

 

wait, I missed th joke.

 

carry on then.

Exactly, that's why my likklest bruvva is always on teh lookout for orks

ahhhh..

smart widdle boy

Very smart... Just imagine the number of Orcs that could be hiding in all the Taxis here! Theres millions!

I lol'd.

I growed up in new York... it's not a lolling matter.. um... lol...

I plan to stay far, far away from new york. And orks.

 

 

 

Wait.

 

 

 

new yORK.

 

 

 

This explains everything.

dear god... it does...

O.O

 

Ohmy... we were so lightblinded...

 

Auckland ~ Orkland, too.

 

 

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ITS AN ORK INVASION!!!

Bring out the llamacannons!

*prepares an ork blasting weave*

 

I will way from Ameorkica

LMAO!!!

 

 

 

rolls on floor at llamacannons

that's the only defense against llamacannons...

... I think it's a weapon of llamas not for use against them but I could be mistaken....

I thought it was a cannon that fired llamas - seeeing as how their hooves would render it difficult for them to operate heavy war machinery

 

>.>

 

I could be wrong

I thought that one created a mass effect by firing some orange mercury at a flaming llama and sending it critical, sacrificing the beast.

 

but perhaps in a good cause it would be acceptable losses... not sure...

There's always moar llamas where that one came from!

 

 

(Nya, might need to power up the cloning device for another few batches of llamas)

there's only half a dozen here so well not blow these up... but we have other means of disposing of trollocs... er... orcs....

Don't forget about the Myrddraal, er, Nazgul

 

recycling is good.

/it is known

Now I know who the ORKland Raiders fans really are!