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WoT Pickup Lines!

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in The Black Tower

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I'll start you guys off.

 

Mat: Are you the daughter of the nine moons?

 

Domini: Just act natural!

Rand: Want to see my sword that is not a sword?

Perrin: Say if I don't actually have a POV in AMoL, and we get together at the forge.

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    Mat: I'd give up the other half of the light of the world just for a night with you :wink:

     

    Rand: *pauses as he has another internal monologue with the voice inside his head* Grrrrr REALLY I'M NOT CRAZY! Stop talking to me Lews Therin! ... anyways, wanna go out? *looks in confusion as the girl scurries away*

     

    Perrin:

     

    Egwene: Only YOU can put out the Flame of Tar Valon inside me :tongue:

     

    Nynaeve: You don't make me wanna pull my weave out.

     

    Aviendha: I'm really really shy. Come help me bathe in a sweat tent.

     

    Moridin: Don't mind the black specks flitting across my eyes. Doc said they aint contagious :baalzamon:

     

    Lanfear: If you're really nice, I'll show you the REAL reason they call me Daughter of the Night :myrddraal:

     

    Logain: I don't need a pickup line. I'm tall, dark, and handsome, and can use the One Power. AND I'm not a raving lunatic like Mr. Randews al'Thorin over there *points off at Rand obviously talking to himself again*

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    Egwene: Only YOU can put out the Flame of Tar Valon inside me :tongue:

    :D Lol!

     

     

    Ewgene: How about you and I go about building the White Tower.

    Any sword master: Say I go and sheath the sword.

    Moiraine: The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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    Nynaeve: (while tugging her braid) "Just think, this could be you..."

     

    Galad: (Note: this isn't Galad's style, but because of his looks, the idea makes me giggle thinking of him acting this way towards a lady)

     

    Loial: "If I were writing the complete history of the final days of the Third Age, which, coincidentally I am, I'd put the chapter about you and the chapter about me together"

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    Nynaeve: (while tugging her braid) "Just think, this could be you..."

     

    :ohmy:

     

    Loial: "If I were writing the complete history of the final days of the Third Age, which, coincidentally I am, I'd put the chapter about you and the chapter about me together"

     

    Okay you just won this game.

     

    /thread

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    Mat (to a random bar maid): "Would you like some bread with cheese and a make-out?"

     

    Girl: "No"

     

    Mat: "What, you don't like bread with cheese?"

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    Lan: I'm not going to say a pickup line, but I WILL allow you to look at all the hard angles on my face :lan:

    HAH... perhaps another would be "You can attempt to raise MY Golden Crane."

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