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WoT Pickup Lines!

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I'll start you guys off.

 

Mat: Are you the daughter of the nine moons?

 

Domini: Just act natural!

Rand: Want to see my sword that is not a sword?

Perrin: Say if I don't actually have a POV in AMoL, and we get together at the forge.

Mat: I'd give up the other half of the light of the world just for a night with you :wink:

 

Rand: *pauses as he has another internal monologue with the voice inside his head* Grrrrr REALLY I'M NOT CRAZY! Stop talking to me Lews Therin! ... anyways, wanna go out? *looks in confusion as the girl scurries away*

 

Perrin:

 

Egwene: Only YOU can put out the Flame of Tar Valon inside me :tongue:

 

Nynaeve: You don't make me wanna pull my weave out.

 

Aviendha: I'm really really shy. Come help me bathe in a sweat tent.

 

Moridin: Don't mind the black specks flitting across my eyes. Doc said they aint contagious :baalzamon:

 

Lanfear: If you're really nice, I'll show you the REAL reason they call me Daughter of the Night :myrddraal:

 

Logain: I don't need a pickup line. I'm tall, dark, and handsome, and can use the One Power. AND I'm not a raving lunatic like Mr. Randews al'Thorin over there *points off at Rand obviously talking to himself again*

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Egwene: Only YOU can put out the Flame of Tar Valon inside me :tongue:

:D Lol!

 

 

Ewgene: How about you and I go about building the White Tower.

Any sword master: Say I go and sheath the sword.

Moiraine: The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

Lan: I'm not going to say a pickup line, but I WILL allow you to look at all the hard angles on my face :lan:

Nynaeve: (while tugging her braid) "Just think, this could be you..."

 

Galad: (Note: this isn't Galad's style, but because of his looks, the idea makes me giggle thinking of him acting this way towards a lady)

 

Loial: "If I were writing the complete history of the final days of the Third Age, which, coincidentally I am, I'd put the chapter about you and the chapter about me together"

Nynaeve: (while tugging her braid) "Just think, this could be you..."

 

:ohmy:

 

Loial: "If I were writing the complete history of the final days of the Third Age, which, coincidentally I am, I'd put the chapter about you and the chapter about me together"

 

Okay you just won this game.

 

/thread

Mat (to a random bar maid): "Would you like some bread with cheese and a make-out?"

 

Girl: "No"

 

Mat: "What, you don't like bread with cheese?"

  • 4 months later...

Lan: I'm not going to say a pickup line, but I WILL allow you to look at all the hard angles on my face :lan:

HAH... perhaps another would be "You can attempt to raise MY Golden Crane."

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