So we all know that no one cares about the civies. They are only possible shadowies and lighties that both factions want to put their claws into. But it shall be known that I care about you and I want you all to get a lot of points. Just kidding... I´m bored (and maybe a bit grumpy due to sugar withdrawal) and I happen to have a box of points right beside me. Points in all forms and colours because I stole them from Nya. Post something that will make me laugh. I will choose three that gets points.

 

And no Arez - this is only for civies. Read the title.

 

Go!

*is not a Civvie but troops in anyway* HIIIIII TINA!!! :D

 

Points in all forms and colours because I stole them from Nya.

...and I was wondering where teh confetti went. *sits in the box with some popcorn and prepares to bite the first hand to reach in for points*

 

(civvies must learn to overcome 'dangerous' obstacles)

I'll add my points in there too Tina :P (I forget how much Ashaman get)

Ooo! I know just the thing! :D

 

 

I know the meme is overplayed...but I love it!

lol I haven´t seen that one before. You set the bar high from the beginning.

 

If I was actually awake right now I would be able to get some epic ones. There were so many ones that I wanted to use put peggi 13 told me no.

Wow, Silly Walking into Mordor, it's tough to compete with that. I'll try a different tact and go with a lame/silly joke.

 

Have you guys already heard the new joke about the pizza?................

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Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

Really bad joke! lol

 

Masema - Peggi is not our friend, that is correct.

 

 

I want more!!! (Yes, everyone can try multiple times.)

Bumping for the civilian types!

Cruel, but hilarious. Beware, pet fanatics:

 

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

 

Pour gasoline on it, light it on fire, and it goes WOOF

 

 

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

 

Put it in the freezer for a week, take it out, take a circular saw to it and it goes MEROOW

 

 

You kinda have to say the sound effects for it to make sense.

Old jokes but still funny.

 

Come on civies. Will give out points later today.

 

 

Thanks Tress.

I'm happy that I didn't really needed to do such things, and just got the points from others because they had to give them to SOMEONE, and I was about the only one, except some Asha'man, who was doing anything... That's because I would just suck at this...

 

Also, this post is totally made to bumb the thread. And that last one was really funny, with the cat and the dog.

 

 

lol That´s a good one.

 

Thanks Ley!

For anyone that's read the Dresden files:

"We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die."

Don´t get it at all but I haven´t see the Dresden files.

A kinda well known saying, but I think it's kinda funny: Silence is golden, but Duct Tape is silver.

Don´t get it at all but I haven´t see the Dresden files.

Read them! Dresden Files is a Harry Potter meets Sherlock Holmes kinda thing. Truly awesome and hilarious. I laugh so many times each time I read them.

OOOOH I Have One or Two ok fine Three!!!!!!!!

 

1.Liandrin: Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Moiraine: Did you say something?

 

Liandrin: No. Go Light.

 

2.Rand: I don't what to play your Great Game!

 

Cairheinin: Oooo, he's good

 

3.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheWheelOfTime?from=Main.TheWheelOfTime [click on the folders. Funny as heck]

 

Some specific quotes... "He also gets it in The Gathering Storm for returning damane to the Seanchan instead of freeing them like he should, nearly balefiring his own father, condemning tens of thousands of people in Arad Doman to starvation and Seanchan invasion, exiling Cadsuane for plotting to control him and he gets a huge What the Hell, Hero? combined with What Have I Done from Lews Therin when he starts channeling the True Power. They might as well have entitled The Gathering Storm as WHAT THE HELL, RAND?!?"

 

And... According to Moiraine, the three were "ta'veren" (which is Old Tongue for "main characters") and the Dark One itself was after them.

 

Site makes me die of laughter. Almost.

This was a hard decision to make.

 

15 points to Niel for bringing that up again. It´s been a while since I read it. Do you have the address to the whole story? You can´t read it without laughing. It´s hilarious.

 

10 points to Millon - those pictures made me laugh, especially the first one.

 

5 points to Leala because ... well, if you don´t it you don´t get it.

 

Thanks to all of you.

This was a hard decision to make.

 

15 points to Niel for bringing that up again. It´s been a while since I read it. Do you have the address to the whole story? You can´t read it without laughing. It´s hilarious.

 

Thanks to all of you.

 

 

 

Thanks for the points! Oh yes and here's the address: http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600