*plops on sofa*

 

TOOOOOOTALLLLY misread that at first.

 

*snicker*

 

 

*plops on sofa*

 

!

 

Gerroff my sofa >.>

 

... Now if only I knew what "Gerroff" meant, I would surely do it to your sofa

 

*begins poking and prodding said sofa while looking at Ithi unsurely*

Say it fast ... in a Dick van Dyke accent, like in Mary Poppins

 

gerroffmysofa!

 

Or like the Worm from Labyrinth.

*plops on other end of said sofa*

So much... plopping.

 

Poor sofa.

sofa likes it rough

*plops on sofa*

I love how dudes care not for whether or not furniture will hold us up properly when we plop down on it. It's like a roll of the dice each time to see if the chair/couch/sofa/beanbag will just explode when we drop down onto it with as much force as we can muster

I just... keep... misreading the word "plop".

 

And it's a horribly funny thing.

*snickers*

 

Oh you Tress...

YES I'M 12, WHAT ABOUT IT?

Lmao that's the first time I've seen you go all caps on someone. And of course it ended up being me.

 

But of course! I get a bit punchy when I stay up late.

 

*punches you*

*rimshot*

also,

 

*ribshot*

*snerk*

 

You, sir, are incorrigible.

That word always reminds me of porridge. And btw, when was the last time someone "corridged" someone else?

 

The 80's? 70's?

I'm gonna guess the 50's, maybe early 60's. Definitely before the hippie era.

50's sounds about right.

 

That was easy

*needs sleep*

 

Still adjusting to my evening shift schedule... if I could stop waking up at 6:30 AM that would help.

Don't stay up on my account!

Seriously, that's why you have your own account. No haxors for you

 

 

 

 

 

 

Really?

 

"Ribshot" gets a laugh but that comedic gem gets a dry face?