I would give ... all the blood I can spare without death AND cereal.

A testicle.

 

No, really.

You would do that??? I like to keep mine right where they are.

He apparently has no use for his.

I'm 13 ... Don't really use mine either. :/ At 40 you can still use them and one wouldn't hurt I guess... But that would have to be a Deluxe copy Signed by Harriet, Robert, Brandon and bloody Egwene and Rand as well!

Meh, functioning testes are overrated.

I'm 13 ... Don't really use mine either. :/ At 40 you can still use them and one wouldn't hurt I guess... But that would have to be a Deluxe copy Signed by Harriet, Robert, Brandon and bloody Egwene and Rand as well!

Don't forget Bella. She needs to sign it too.

 

I would give half the light of the world.

Hehe, not me, body part wise, I would give all of my toes.

A testicle.

 

No, really.

 

I dunno, I'd love to read it, but I've got my copy pre-order to arrive at my house the day it's released from Amazon, and I'm doing a re-read now to make sure I'm totally ready. I'll let the suspense build :)

LOL.

 

Hey, well B.S said that they were probably going to bump the release date forward. Maybe we'll see it in November!

You guys are bat-poop crazy ... and I'm loving it. I feel right at home here!

 

Where can I get my black, madeningly itchy, hot, woolen suit?

And where do I go to kneel and worship the Asha'm'hael? (yes, you read that correctly! I just sneakily added a crazy theory of mine for Despo to consider!)

 

"Meh, functional testes are overrated"

I laughed so hard...my testes hurt...and the funniest thing is. It sounds like something Ishy would actually agree with! ROFL

see, I knew this thread would work better here

 

you can kneel and worship anything you like here, but... watch out for the no bark collars...

and the llamas... and perhaps the bananas.

 

worship the brownies and the taint...

 

but don't trade any for a book,and for heavens sake, don't trade the pedeshkies... niel, you will want them back. ishy is joking.

 

presumably...

 

crap, gotta go to work... can't believe what I miss before 6 AM...

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

Well.... Considering that it's not ready yet....

 

 

 

 

:P

You guys are bat-poop crazy ...

 

You didn't know this before you joined?

 

I'd give my boyfriend. He'll understand.

@Na /LOL

I willl give my x-girlfriend. She would understand, but I would make her see to the light first. :)

 

I'd give my boyfriend. He'll understand.

:laugh:

 

 

I'd give a llama. Or maybe 1 1/2.

 

But actually, I'm rather happy waiting for it cos although I can't wait to read it I don't want it to end, ever....

 

And so at teh moment I am enjoying pining away bittersweetly. It's kinda like savoring saidin with the Taint, actually.

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

 

Are you kidding? I'd post the last chapter up here. :P

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

 

Are you kidding? I'd post the last chapter up here. :P

 

Rest assured I'd stake you out for the White Walkers.

past. spoiler alert.

 

the good guys win. take that, lews therin.

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

 

Are you kidding? I'd post the last chapter up here. :P

 

Rest assured I'd stake you out for the White Walkers.

 

What'sHerName would just bring me back. The Red Priestess.

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

 

Are you kidding? I'd post the last chapter up here. :P

 

Rest assured I'd stake you out for the White Walkers.

 

What'sHerName would just bring me back. The Red Priestess.

 

Mlisandre? I'll feed her to a Targaryen dragon =P

I wouldn't. I think that reading it early would have way to many temptations. Especially since I've been on here. I mean think about it. You wouldn't be able to talk to anyone about it. It would be like getting the best present in the world that you couldn't show off.

 

Are you kidding? I'd post the last chapter up here. :P

 

Rest assured I'd stake you out for the White Walkers.

 

What'sHerName would just bring me back. The Red Priestess.

 

Mlisandre? I'll feed her to a Targaryen dragon =P

I'll tell my sister to tell her dragon to eat you instead.