As much as I like pork, I am very partial to chicken and I do not get it as much, so chicken.

 

Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet raven?

snake. they're very affectionate, or maybe they just like to be warm.... i don't like crows or ravens or other carriers of nasty bird flus and parasites...

 

would you rather have a goat for a pet or livestock?

It would start out being livestock, and end up a pet.

 

Would you rather wear a tutu or 5" pumps?

5" pumps, I have like, 4 pairs, minimum. I have also worn tutus, and they are itchy.

 

Would you rather never see a live human again or lose all your internet friends forever?

Um...that requires a complicated explanation which I do not think I should give >_>.

 

Would you rather drink only whiskey or beer when it comes to alcohol beverages for the rest of your life?

whiskey, no question. beer holds no temptation at all.

 

would you rather sing or dance?

I can dance better than I sing, I think, so dance.

 

Would you rather sing a poem or recite it?

recite it but i'd probably start singing once i started.

 

would you rather kick or punch?

Kick because most people expect you to punch and you can do more damage with a good kick besides.

 

Would you rather be great in a martial art or great in cunning?

martial art. what good is cunning if someone tries to hurt you?

 

would you rather use a weapon in a fight or just hands and feet?

Hands and feet, unless the other person has a weapon too, or my only concern is to hurt the other person as badly as possible rather than fairness.

 

Would you rather eat ice cream or some type of candies?

ice cream... more like actual food.

 

would you rather watch a movie in a theater or in a living room?

In a theater, especially if it's an action/adventure or sci-fi movie.

 

would you rather picnic at the beach, or in the countryside?

beach despite the sand. I can picnic in the country three times a day if I want.

 

would you rather be level or have ups and downs... big ups and downs...

Big ups and downs - I would not be so inspired with my writings, I think, if I did not know intense happiness or intense anger or sadness.

 

Would you rather try to talk your way out of a fight or beat your way out?

talk is my only option, unless i'm shooting, and i don't want to shoot. it would be nice to be able to bash but i'd just get my butt kicked.

 

would you rather have a clear, cold night, or a cloudy, war day?

Clear, cold night.

 

Would you rather never have to eat or never have to sleep?

that's a difficult one... I'm taking never have to to mean I won't miss it and I'll pick never have to sleep...

 

would you rather stay in bed all day or stay standing all day?

Stay on my feet all day.

 

Would you rather have to walk backwards for a day or crawl?

backwards until I fell

 

would you rather live in trees or in water?

I would rather live in the trees.

 

Would you rather work as a farmhand or work in a high-paying company position?

Well I have worked as a farm hand. Never had a job that wasn't performed outside.

 

Farm hand hands down. If I had to sit in an office all day I'd kill myself.

 

Would you rather work your life away and make a living or be broke and do what you love