I'm such a dutiful little Lightie....

 

sometimes.

Pfft. Lies.

SOMETIMES.

*pulls out his torture knifes party hat.* Did someone say lighties?

*pulls out his torture knifes party hat.* Did someone say lighties?

*produces a Hemalurgic spike from somewhere*

Recent research undertaken privately in the Shadow shows that spikes made from a top-secret alloy can steal the ability to use Saidin. Would you like a... demonstration?

*the saa crosses his eyes*

 

You can try it but let me ask you something...You feeling lucky?

Iron, you are doing a grand job of being extra Shadowy, but TMD is not one to be trifled with, unless it is trifle of chocolate cake maybe.

 

trifle of chocolate cake

 

I SAID GIMME.

DO WANT

Cake. Bleh.

Cake. Bleh.

 

crab cake? lobster roll? what, what do you want for dessert?

 

it will drive me insane if you don't have dessert.

 

grand marnier cake? it's a lot more alcoholic than you'd expect.

 

bourbon pie? pumpkin pie with bourbon?

 

fried bread with bourbon honey?

 

please, essen.

Crab cake or lobster roll is just fine.

 

California roll, any sushi really, except that seaweed trash. I'm not a horse.

 

Merely hung like one.

sushi is good dessert.

 

it makes my cats try to love me with the love that dare not speak its name

There's nothing wrong with making the beast with two backs.

there is if they're shedding.

That's just an excuse for the token afterglow shower together.

ugh, wet cat fur... no... no, no, no.

I could go for a liquid desert.

 

It's hot as Hell at work today with absolutely no hint of a cloud or a breeze.

 

 

so milkshakes or frozen daiquiris?

Jello shots.

I always figure if you need to mix it with something to drink it... it's not your drink.

 

jello shots, really?

Easy big fella.

just keep the bottle in the freezer, and take it like a man.

 

or with juice. for health.

 

but... not jello....

who's easy?

I meant for a dessert.

 

And no, my liquor mixes with nothing. If I chase it with anything, it's a beer, but that's only if I'm at the bar.

 

Which I'm only at one of those maybe once every two years or so.