Haha! Well, what do you ladies like then?

D'YOU THINK THEY LIKE SHARP WOODEN STAKES INSTEADY!!!!??????

 

*a ferocious ball of bundled up fur whistles out of the air with its sharp trollicorn pointing out, cutting teh air visciously as it hummmssss.....straight at le blaspheming blasphemersez*

 

YAAAHAAARRRRRRR IM A GHOLLAMA NOW BTW!!!!!!!! I'LL SAVE YOO FROM THEIR NASTEH WORDS BRUVVA!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

*STABBITEHTHUNK*

 

 

 

...Did I hit anyone?

*rolls eyes*

 

It took you long enough. You actually want to defend him?

*pulls le trollicorn out of Chrissy's elbow to look up incredously*

 

What dyou fink I'm doing?

 

*aims carefully for the BIG TOE!*

 

Now leave moi bruvva aloooooone!!! *PLUNGE!* :P

*leans against un black spikey ebul-looking pillar thing and smiles un horresndously sharp-fangy grin* Lookee brudder what good care I takes of you! They're all too scared to be mean to you, cos they GOTTA GET PAST ME FIRST!

 

*swells to her full size, almost up to the cookpot rim, and snarliez*

*evil laugh* Now, I think that's the best defense I've read in a while.

Nicely done, Nya! You passed the test. Fair warning, it only gets harder from here.

it only gets harder from here

 

*serves up GMT softball*

Okay it must be getting older but is it acceptable to lament english dying

Awesome pic, you have the link?

 

 

And I am guessing you have two thumbs and don't give a crap

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/110/550/memes-arachnid-gentleman-starts-the-week-with-class.jpg

 

Yep. And I do it with a funny voice sometimes to keep it fresh ;)

Cool, so that is going to be your thing.

Nah, I'm not in the habit of displaying my thing in public.

Wouldn't that depend on what thing you would be displaying. You could be displaying your art collection

Panthers are pretty stupid too...

 

Woah, just saw this. You could not be more mistaken:

 

*stabbities everyone*

 

I support Pisces on Pisces relationships.

<-Is also a Pisces.

...fish on fish action gets you off? that's just weird.

Next we might have the air randomly mating