So then... I need to find a Lightie and you were kind enough to step forward.

 

Where is that Shadow?

 

Blinded by the Light. Of course.

 

In response your comment I have a rebuttal.

 

Weaves Fire and Earth to shatter Ishys various bottles of alcohol

 

*balefires the shadow puppet, reversing the unconscionable damage to perfectly innocent liquor*

 

this you shall not do!

Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its not your liquor, stay out!

you been balefired, child.

 

and no, i won't be responding again, shadow puppet.

LOL.

Now that's just cruel.

And unusual!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How could you murder innocent booze like that?

OMGL!

 

 

He is going to go SPARE!

Len, while you may have a complaint against Ishy, there is no call for taking your anger out on pefectly innocent booze, which could be enjoyed with the respect it deserves by the rest of us. Now we won't have that chance.

The Shadow has its own personal booze cabinet Basel. Were fine. This was Lightie booze.

Booze is booze. You would have been better off taking it and adding it to our cabinet. I would have enjoyed sampling it.

 

Fine then Basel.

 

*Steals leftover booze*

 

I left them a single martini.

 

You'll also notice Dr. House is a Lightie. And that the Light has teh hawtest ladies.

 

And the Shadow shows a serious lack of regard for perfectly good liquor. Wasting it instead of drinking it? That alone makes my case for me.

 

Failed Len.

*Underage. Has yet to have any reason at all to care about liquor*

wow, and you call yourself evil...

.............

 

Is seriously offended that that bottle will never be held in my hand.

the balefire erased the event.

 

all is well.

 

the puppy is thoroughly chastised.

Are you implying that I am a puppy?

 

If so what kind of puppy? This kind?

 

Or this?

Or this?

Or this?

 

Or even this?

Proof right here Ladies and gentlemen. The Light murders puppies. Or abuses dead puppies.

Are you implying that I am a puppy?

 

If so what kind of puppy? This kind?

 

Or this?

Or this?

Or this?

 

Or even this?

Why aren't those dogs being prepared for my breakfast yet!? I am so hungry!

*Insert long puppy picture post here*

Why aren't those dogs being prepared for my breakfast yet!? I am so hungry!

*Writes down another idea for an anti-lightie propaganda message*

 

Oh also I get to keep the last one, so take the rest.

*Insert long puppy picture post here*

Why aren't those dogs being prepared for my breakfast yet!? I am so hungry!

*Writes down another idea for an anti-lightie propaganda message*

 

Oh also I get to keep the last one, so take the rest.

What? That we eat puppies? I thought that would be right up a Shadowie's alley - that and children hahaha !