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ed2funy
ed2funy
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Wait!

Peanut shaped ones, or the squares?

Answer wisely!

 

 

The Dark One loves knitted sweaters, because they come with old people who can't fight back.

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    The Dark One too has form.

     

    He usually loves taking the form of an extremely attractive woman so he can easily eat the souls of men...

    *glances at Kate*

    Nah...

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    I'm not quite sure you got what I did there...

     

    Anyways, the Dark One loves music, because it gives him awesome entrance songs!

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    The YMCA in Chinese.

     

    Did you know the Dark One loves leaving only one Lays potato chip so you can't enjoy yourself?

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    I'm not quite sure you got what I did there...

     

    Anyways, the Dark One loves music, because it gives him awesome entrance songs!

     

    YMCA?

     

    lol

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    The Shadow eats taint.

     

    Yes, I went there.....

    Well yeah, its delicious and we're shielded from it. Why WOULDN'T we eat it?

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    Locke, did you know you open your heart to the Dark One when you perform acts of violence?

     

    The Dark One loves when people commit sins of the flesh the most. He can reach out and feel every bit of pleasure and pain from the incident.

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    And now Xena, Gabrielle, and Ares are all in a bed, trying to sleep. I can't say exactly what the Dark One loves for this one...

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    Oh hey, my aunt's girlfriend is online. Or maybe it's her daughter. She can be really annoying (she is 13).

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    Well, in case you were wondering, which I doubt for some reason, the Dark One actually enjoys being a creeper.

     

    The feeling he gets when someone looks at him like he's crazy sets his innards quivering with joy.

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