He must get that all the time. Being locked up in Shayol Ghul and whatnot.

Yus, but he also enjoy being tied up.

Hehe.

 

Sick Dark One.

Kinky?

The Dark One loves to be kinky.

He may be bad, but he's perfectly good at it.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but whips and chains excite him.

 

>.>

I feel like this thread is drifting faster and faster towards that non-pg13 zone...

But the Dark One loves the non PG-13 zone. He made it.

 

In fact, the Dark One loves his 13 three-headed dogs.

I agree, im pretty sure rape and torture isnt PG13

Very true... Unfortunately the DO isn't the mod here.

The Dark One loves misguided people.

 

Who said anything about those, Wes?

o_O

Sounds like you and the DO are pretty good buddies huh.

Naturally. The Dark One loves keeping in touch with me.

*puts a stick in your mouth*

The Dark One actually loves when you play with this servants. It opens your soul to him.

 

*spits stick at Locke's eye*

The Dark One does NOT like to be ignored.

*pats* There, there... I'm sure your friends will come play with you again soon. *nods*

The Dark One loves to beat his friends, so I don't know...

Did he beat you? :/

 

They taught you what to do in that case... SHARP class and all...

It felt nice and nasty at the same time.

>.>

<.<

 

*cough*

 

I'll tell you what the Dark One doesn't love. SHARP classes. Horrible, nasty things.

I dunno... ours was pretty comical. At least, the end was... we were given a scenario and asked to say if it was good or bad. Of the whole company, it was about 50-50. XD

 

I bet you would have been one of the "yay-sayers". *nods*

Of course. The Dark One loves nay-sayers. It really keeps his business thriving.

 

 

I've always been bad at those, though, because sometimes, the Army is just too sensitive.

"Oh, he patted me on the back. He's obviously trying to have relations with me, and I don't like it."

Article 15!

I dunno... if someone had patted me on the back a month ago, I'd have charged them with assault. *nods*

 

PerrrrrrcohSET lady doesn't know that my lawyers are finding her as we speak.

Bwahahahaha, she was a little touchy-feely.

And she kept eyeing me, but that I think was because we were both brown. She felt so out of place with you and your parents there.

Bwahahahaha, she was a little touchy-feely.

And she kept eyeing me, but that I think was because we were both brown. She felt so out of place with you and your parents there.

 

So you're not anymore? She's not anymore? What happened, Michael?

Hardy har har, madam.

 

The Dark One does not love your cheap jokes!

I have 3 stones to prove that that was most certainly not a cheap joke. At least, not for you.