So, I came upon a couple of Shadow Nursery Rhymes during my....not-so-secret perusing of the Staff Board earlier, and thought I'd share them with you all.

 

 

A Lightie a Day

A Lightie a day keeps the M'hael away

Lightie in the morning - M'hael's looking

Roast Lightie at night - starve the M'hael's delight

Kill a Lightie going to bed - Just look at the M'hael's dread

Three each day, seven days a week - bloody Lightie, bloody cheek

 

 

Taken from the original here:

 

 

An Apple a Day

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning

Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright

Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head

Three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheek

 

 

 

Hush-a-bye Lightie

Hush-a-bye Lightie, on the tree top,

When the fire burns, the tree will sway;

When the tree snaps, the Lightie will fall,

And down will come Lightie, brains and all!

 

 

Taken from the original here:

 

 

Hush a bye baby

Hush a bye baby, on the tree top,

When the wind blows the cradle will rock;

When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall,

And down will come baby, cradle and all.

 

 

lool, its funny its just that i have a feeling your against lighties or something

Mwahahahahaha

Practising Eddie?

 

You are aware that if you sing these lullabies to any children you may have, they will end up looking like this.

 

 

*Shadow Baby Taunts Cat*

 

No good will come of it.

Meep, it's got ONE EYE OPEN!

 

I can't look.

Yeah that cat is about to go all Rambo on that kids behind.

Bwahaha, I'm trying to debate if my children will become like that with or without the poems.

With, defenitely. Without, probably.

The only song that keeps popping into my head is:

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, and you really want to show it.

 

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

Why bother with the clones?

I was trying to be nice. I don't remember why.

 

Perhaps because I was eating popcorn at the time

 

Ha. I didn't even think of using that one.

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

 

For Ishy tells me so

Bwahahahahaha, if I had points for that one, I'd totally give you some.

Again with promised non-existant pointses.

 

S'all right... Here's another.

 

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

If your tainted and you know it

Then your soul will surely sow it

 

If your taineted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

 

2nd verse

If your tainted and your know it, balefire your friends

 

 

etc...

The only song that keeps popping into my head is:

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, and you really want to show it.

 

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

 

But they just keep coming back...

Again with promised non-existant pointses.

 

S'all right... Here's another.

 

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

If your tainted and you know it

Then your soul will surely sow it

 

If your taineted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

 

2nd verse

If your tainted and your know it, balefire your friends

 

 

etc...

 

Copycat ... no points for you >.>

Damn! But mine is better...

Again,....

 

 

Taint, Taint go away come again some other day

Taint, Taint go away come again some other day

 

Little Rand wants to play

 

Taint Taint go away do away to Sharah

Damn! But mine is better...

 

Flattery will get you nowhere ...

I fail and leave the arena dejected

*claps slowly*