I don't know why they think so much of bacon ... but you are probably more likely to lure them into Shady Stuffs with that than with cakes. I don't have pets either. I'm far too lazy. I do have an occasional dragon though

I happen to have two pets. The first is a magical and evil Betta named Perrin. He shoots fire from his eyes, it's pretty cool. Honestly, I couldn't have asked for a better creature to keep me company. He is very special and extremely shadowy. The second is just a myrdraal. meh.

Ithi...there must be a way I can taint it. Make it Shadowy. It must be done.

 

....And cake is a lie.

Cake is the truth.

 

All the truth I'll ever need.

 

Cake has never lied to me

 

Cake never hurt my feelings

 

Cake never told me to remember to put the seat down.

 

Lovely, lovely cake...

I do have a beta too, called Dory. Very original. She shoots poop out of her butt. It's really quite breath taking...

Cake is the truth.

 

All the truth I'll ever need.

 

Cake has never lied to me

 

Cake never hurt my feelings

 

Cake never told me to remember to put the seat down.

 

Lovely, lovely cake...

 

You've never played Portal, I take it.

THE CAKE

 

WHERE IS IT

 

 

WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!

Becauze I eats it all already

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

You forgot [Vader] brackets!

And the link:

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

All this is very interesting, but it's not getting me that cake....

And the link:

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

ROFL!

*bookmarked*

 

*presses button instantly after seeing wedding-picture*

*claws out eyes*