There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Jack Bauer has the greatest poker face of all-time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a "Get Out Of Jail Free" Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green No.4 Uno card.