HE IS THE VICTIM OF THE TAINT. AND I AM GLORIFIED IN HIS WASTE OF TIME AND EFFORT BY POSTING PICTURES AND SPAM. ALL HAIL SPAM.

 

Dark One, Is there anything better than spam and a growing post count?

NO. SPAM IS DELICIOUS.

 

DO, what is your greatest accomplishment?

Making sure DM is an awesome place

 

DO, do you like chocolates?

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY QUESTION WHAT THE DARK ONE EATS. OF COURSE I FREAKING LOVE CHOCOLATE.

 

DO, do you miss your mommy?

YES, I REGRET THAT DAY I THREW HER OUT MY window...

 

DO, do you enjoy skydiving?

OF COURSE NOT! I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID PRISON!

 

DO, do you have any good pick-up lines I could borrow?

i am rich and have no heirs.

 

DO. why is ETOH so.... very lovely

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT TO IT YET.

 

DO, do you like cheese?

NO, BUT I DO LIKE TO CUT THE CHEESE.

 

DO, I've attracted the attention of the Children of the Light. What should I do?

genuflect, genuflect, genuflect. no, seriously, it's ok, they're with me.

 

DO, how do you feel about tom lehrer?

I DO NOT KNOW THE MAN, BUT OF ANY TOMS OUT THERE, THE DARK ONE LIKES TOM GREEN THE BEST.

 

Dark One, anything going on today?

I've been locked in this prison since the beginning of time which apparently had no beginning. what could be going on?

 

DO, do you have any pets?

I HAVE ONE 24/10 CREATURE I'D LIKE TO SEE AS MY TWO PETS, BUT THAT'S A LITTLE ODD, BECAUSE THEN I'D BE PART OF MY OWN PET. I ALSO HAVE A COLLECTION OFFF *COUNTS* 402463 INSECTS YOU COULD CALL PETS.... THE ACTUAL NUMBER VARIES WITH MY MOOD. *kills off a Friend (CHUCKLE!) of the Dark* 402462 NOW!

 

 

 

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, do You like kittens?

even I can not resist the purring and the effects of toxoplasmosis.

 

do, what's your favorite band?

Led Zeppelin.

 

Do, Budweiser or blue moon?

 

And be aware your answer determines what im drinking tonight

I AM ASSUING YOU PROCEEDED WITHOUT MY INSTRUCTION. THE HANGOVER YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO YOUR LACK OF FAITH AND PATIENCE. AND THE ANSWER ACTUALLY IS ARROGANT BASTARD ALE, IF YOU ARE CURIOUS.

 

 

Dark One, O'Bama or Romney?

Romney. Lesser of two weevils.

 

Oh great do, Dodge or ford?

I PERFER THE TOYOTA CAMARY. IT"S NOT YOUR MOM'S CAR ANYMORE. AND IT GET GREAT GAS MILEAGE. 34 IN TEL ARAN RHIOD & 65 IN THE BLIGHT.

 

Dark One, Where should we look to find you?

YOU DON'T NEED TO BOTHER. I'LL FIND YOU. I GET TIRED OF ALL THE WORMS LOOKING FOR ME ALL THE TIME - EITHER YOU'LL DIE AND BE MINE OR I'LL OBLITERATE EXISTENCE AND YOU WON'T BE LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE. SO, JUST GO TO A PARTY OR SOMETHING ALREADY.

 

 

Dark One, why is darkness just the absence of light? Couldn't it get its own job?

THE DARKNESS IS A COOL BAND FROM THE UK WITH A SINGER THAT EMBRACES THE DARKER ARTS AND HAD A FALSETTO THAT WOULD MAKE SEMRIHAGE WEEP. JOBS ARE FOR THE LIGHT. WHILE THE DARKNESS WAITS AND TAKES WHAT IT WANTS.

 

Dark One, Are you proud of how much Monday's suck. I mean, I am sssuming that they are your contrivance.

DARKNESS IN THE COLOR SPECTRUM ABSORBS ALL LIGHT, HENCE I WIN. DARKNESS IN THE METAPHYSICAL SENSE CONTRADICTS THE LIGHT, HENCE I WIN. THE DARKNESS, THE BAND, HAS INSANE GUITAR PLAYERS BUT A DUDE WITH A REALLY HIGH PITCHED VOICE, HENCE NOBODY WINS.

 

Dark One, when will it all make sense?

Crap, ninja'd

IT WILL MAKE SENSE WHEN YOUR BLOOD IS ON THE ROCKS AND YOU KNOW YOUR LOSS. THEN YOU WILL KNOW WORM. AND I WILL LAUGH IN THE BIG VOICE AT YOU.

 

Dark One, Have you ever been in love?

YES, AND THE LITTLE FILLY BROKE MY HEART, SO I BECAME EVIL INCARNATE IN THIS UNIVERSE BENT ON DESTROYING TIME AND EXISTENCE ITSELF. HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DARK ONE SCORNED.

 

Dark One, what should I have for lunch?

the blood of the innocents.

 

DO... why is everything so... messed up?