Okay, so my mom is cooking dinner and my mom tells him to get out... he is 4, so of course, he goes back in the kitchen. My mom tells him to get out or he'll get a swat, and he says, "Your not my real parents! My real parents says that you have to be nice to me and to them!" I was laughing my butt off, too. Then my mom asked where his manners are, and he says, "They're not here." my mom then told him that he'd better find them, and he told her that they went on vacation! lol :laugh:

 

 

What are some of the funniest things that you or your siblings have said to your parents?

My parents...you did not joke with them under any circumstance...so I have nothing .

My parents...you did not joke with them under any circumstance...so I have nothing .

 

*cough*killjoy*cough*

 

 

 

Well, when I was about 7 or 8, I was "shadowing" my father at his job for groundhog day. He was giving me a tour of the [industrial] plant where he works (producing aluminum), and I was getting introduced to all sorts of people, scientists, engineers, etc. One of the men asked me if I studied science in school. I said yes (duh).

 

So he said, "So do you know what temperature water boils at?"

 

My response, supposedly without missing a single beat (as the story is told):

 

"Would you like that in Fahrenheit, Celcius, or Kelvin?"

 

Even at a young age, I couldn't help being a smartarse at any given opportunity. I'm pretty sure it was the most proud my father has ever been of me.

 

So, I may not have said it to my parents, but close enough.

Ooh... my nephew (he is 5) told my sister the other day that she looked like she had a baby in her belly because she looked fat.

 

They haven't told him he's going to be a big brother yet, so she took the opportunity to sorta see what he thought about the idea without actually telling him.

 

Her: "What would you think if I did have a baby in my belly?"

Him: "I'll be okay."

Her: "Well, what would we do if I have a baby in my belly?"

Him: "We'd go and buy it stuff... Yeah, just buy it stuff."

 

 

He still doesn't quite understand it all... they haven't officially told him yet, but I don't reckon he'll be able to fully comprehend it until the little nugget arrives. But, hey, I get to be an aunt again!

My parents...you did not joke with them under any circumstance...so I have nothing .

 

*cough*killjoy*cough*

 

I don't see how - just stating they were humourless.

Well, sure, I could talk about how humourless my parents were post 2001, but that's not the point of the thread... that would be me being a killjoy. Instead, I found something happy to contribute to the thread instead of something unhappy.

 

Which brings me to another funny...

 

I was about 3 years old and my sister, mother, and I were shopping in the supermarket. We were in line to pay when I started looking around and then shouted, "Momma, we gotta get the hell out of here!"

 

They dunno where I learned to say such a thing. I suspect my brother and/or sister had something to do with it.

Well, sure, I could talk about how humourless my parents were post 2001, but that's not the point of the thread... that would be me being a killjoy. Instead, I found something happy to contribute to the thread instead of something unhappy.

 

That was the happiest thing I could say about them, even if technically it was not sunshine and rainbows happy. If I am raining on your parade, simply ignore me.

my friend told me about how she and her brother were talking to her dad about WW2. Her brother asked "did the Germans win?" Her father said, "Are we speaking in German?" And my friend said "Nein." :P

Was in the car with my mum and dad (I was about 4 bcoz they were still together) and my dad called some guy a wanker this is the conversation that followed between me and my mum

 

Me: mum is wanker swearing?

Mum: yes Adam

Me: so I can't say wanker?

Mum: no Adam you can't

Me: but dad said wanker

Mum: well he shouldn't have it's a bad word

Me: ok I won't say wanker again

 

Mum still tells that story to everyone lol

I remember coming back from school, and whilst my Mum was ironing, asked her what she would do if I was pregnant! (I was 14)...She hit the roof, nearly burned my Dad's shirt. It was only when I explained that is was because there was a girl pregnant (she's been thrown out of the convent) at our school so was curious about how her parents took it. Best explain the reason for asking something before doing so.

 

my daughter loved anything princess was she was young, had a fair few of the Disney Princess dresses. She was also single minded toddler and quite a madam (she was 4 at the time). When she being particularly madamy I turned in anger saying "Don't be such a Drama Queen" To which she calmly replied "I'm not a drama Queen, I'm a drama Princess"

I could tell a story about what my 3 year old niece said to my mother some days ago but I´m afraid it´s not PG-13. lol

 

Most stories we have is about my sister. Most stories about me is about how bad I´m in the kitchen. lol

 

About kids understanding more than you think: I was 2,5 years old when my sister was born. I stayed with my grandparents when my parents went to the hospital. My dad called to say that my sister had arrived. My grandmother thought she would surprise me and asked: Do you know what? I just answered with a very bored voice: "Have I gotten a little sister?" She got so surprised. Kids understands more than you think.

Hahaha. That's awesome, Talya.

 

And Drawwod, you reminded me of another story of my nephew...

 

My grandmother (his great-grandmother) allowed him to watch a movie that had exactly one swear word in it. In the middle of the movie, a bear appears and one of the main characters yells, "Sh*t!"

 

Instead of pretending it didn't happen, my grandmother proceeded to give my 5-year-old nephew a 30-minute-long lecture about why it's a bad word. Well, when you tell a kid something is bad, he is bound to do it.

 

So later that night at home, his mom was walking past his bedroom when he dropped something and proceeded to yell "sh*t!" She walked in the room and asked him what he said, and he had to sit in time-out for a few minutes. Later, he used it one more time and sat in time out again. Well, the next time they were at my grandmother's house, my nephew told his mom to not be mad at her [for teaching him the word] because "she's just the sh*t lady."

wow I have this really funny one that I said when I was 3 in public, but it's not pg13 And I also said the f word when I was 1 to a parent's friend.

 

My brother watches Ice Age a lot, and he's at that age where he memorizes lines from movies, so he's constantly spouting Ice Age lines, and one was "Damn!" and then he said the s word at my birthday party, and i told him I'd spank him if he said that again, so he goes off and says it to one of my friends, and I don't hear about it until after the party.