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How to change a Shadowite... Enter to know! ;-)

MattheHat
MattheHat
in The Black Tower

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1. You take the shadowie and stretch it out good and proper,

 

2. then you stand it upright on its hind legs,

 

3. You wait for a gust of wind to topple the Shadowite over.

 

4. If it falls with its head pointing due north, continue to step 6

 

5. If it falls wrong, repeat :baalzamon:

 

6. Your shadowie should now be pointing due north...

 

7. Pick a bunch of flowers

 

8. Spread them out on the shadowie

 

9. Utter some undistinguishable words

 

10. Take the flowers back off

 

11. Roll the Shadowie onto its belly

 

12. Give it a swift kick in the but to remove the dark soul...

 

13. Then, finally, take it by the scruff of its neck and turn it 13 times to the LIGHT!

 

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    Lol. Why don't we get to keep the flowers? You can't just give someone flowers and then take them back when you have got what you want. That just aint right.

     

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    Hmm... Well, If we turn you into lighties you can just pick the flowers on the meadow...

     

    And the chocolate river is always there... :smile:

     

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    You want me to pick my own flowers!

     

    :ohmy:

     

    My Shadows would NEVER expect me to do that. Also re chocolate river. I heard a Mr W. Wonka would like to discuss copyright infringement :tongue:

     

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    Are you at least going to take me out to dinner first?

     

    And what about jaffa cakes? Do I get any of those?

     

    *imagines that it would be pretty easy to escape back home once the stretching process was complete*

     

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