*pounces into a pot and starts slurping*

That looks like hobo stew, not chili.

I guess you'd know.

You don't have to be a hobo to make hobo stew, ya jackass.....

That looks like hobo stew, not chili.

 

Did you ever make food yourself? It won't look better than that, I can promise you that.

 

You don't have to be a hobo to make hobo stew, ya jackass.....

 

Are you always so cranky?

 

 

*Puts on some chili, rice and cream on his forged plate and starts eating*

 

Mmmm taste's good If you listen closely, you can even hear the screams of the damned souls coming from the plates

Those sounds might be coming from Leelous belly though, you never know what she's had to eat :

I had 3 damned souls for breakfast. MMMM

*meanders in, looking around curiously*

 

*sniffs at Cloud's plate. looks at Leelou*

Is this stuffs ok for mah puppeh?

*has some chili on a forged plate*

 

Why would it not be? Eat up!

The Dark One sweeps through the open door. What is this that I smell?

Something called "chili" on freshly forged plates.

The Dark One sweeps through the open door. What is this that I smell?

 

*Kneels down on one knee with his eyes focused on the ground*

 

It is called chili con carne Great One. I hope it pleases you. We made it ourselves.

The vegetables were obtained from the Blight, the chili was pilfered from our lovely Wolfkin, and in the interests of full disclosure, the meat was obtained from Verbal and Ed from an unknown source.

 

Damn it tastes good

The Dark One motions to a slave to taste test the chili. You can't be too careful when it comes to meat obtained by Verbal and Ed.

The Dark One places a single finger beneath Cloud's chin and lifts his face and studies it. I like this one. I think I will keep him.

That cookpot can't hold me.

 

Not even Angelina Jolie could hold you

 

 

The Dark One motions to a slave to taste test the chili. You can't be too careful when it comes to meat i poisoned myself, like totally mafia style

 

See!! Lily is mafia!! She knows the chili is poisoned! How could she know that? because she poisoned it herself!

*wakes up*

 

Seems I must have fallen asleep...oh look finished chili! Woke up just in time!!

 

*gobble gobble*

I wouldn't touch that stuff with a ten foot pole.

*agrees with Mighte*

 

 

SIGN OF THE END TIMES #8291

*flops over half dead with shock*

 

She hates me.....she agrees with me.....she hates me......SHE AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!

 

GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*is struck dead by lightning*

*Picks up the dead spider with a shovel and tosses the creature in a nearby bush*

 

I hate spiders..

*bites Cloud from the grave*

*picks ups the dead Cloud and tosses him into a bush*

 

I hate clutter...

*picks up leelou and tosses her in the bush with the dead cloud and the dead spider*

 

.....i hate people that stand in my way.