Another installment of the "Ask..." thread. You know the drill. Provide an answer to the previous question as LLT, and then pose a question. Like so....

 

Lews Therin, who is this 'sunhair' girl you are always going on about?

 

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She was the love of my life, and I killed her!!! Have you read the prologue?

Lews Therin, do you remember swimming in the waterwood?

Vaguely... There was some jäger bombs, a dare, and no small clothes allowed....

 

LTT, how hot is lanfear, really?

Lightbrother, she is so hot, she makes Berelain look like Old Cully. (Hums to self and rubs earlobe)

 

 

LLT, What REALLY makes you crazy.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my village, travel here maybe. - some bard in the AoL wrote that, drives me nuts.

 

LTT, did you have rand in your head when you were alive?

That madman is in my head only when I'm dead, and that sucks. Can't I have peace when I die??!

 

 

LTT, how old Ilyena actually is? You're about 400, so is she maybe too young for you?

dont judge me, and age is just a number

 

LTT, why do you try to take over rand's body??

It's MY body! MINE! That madman has taken over MY body, I'm just trying to get it back! Oh, Ilyena!

 

 

LTT, do you remember what was it like to be sane?

Sane? *laughs* Might as well forget KILLING MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!!!

 

LTT, what are your thoughts on Elayne?

she does have nice *cough* .......

 

 

LTT, what does the bore smell like??

It smells like arse. Because a Bore is just another hole.

 

LLT - unlike Rand, can you kill women?

I killed my family and kids, so that answers your question.

 

LTT, can you remember your past lives?

past lives!!! i cant remember who i am now OH LLYENA!!

 

 

LTT, are you a responsible drinker??

I cannot be responsible after killing my family. I am responsible drinker but Oh Creator! Forgive me! Forgive me!

 

LTT, how many languages do you speak?

hundreds if i can get this madmen out of my head

 

 

LTT, why were you the dragon?

Because I was the most skillful Aes Sedai along with Ishamael. Ishy wasn't so interested in leading the forces of Light, so I picked the job.

 

 

 

LTT, who's your favorite of these 3: Elayne, Aviendha or Min?

Well Elayne is easy on the eyes, but she talks too much. Aviendha has the warrior spirit and I like her angry loving, but Min is my favorite because she sits on our lap and is not afraid of showing affection in front of people. But oh, Llyena, forgive me, Min does it for me.

 

 

LLT, if you could talk to Rand the whole time, why did you not tell him that loving 3 women is not only natural, but necessary?

Because I only got Illyena and Lanfear. Talk about your rough love triangles.

 

LTT, how can Rand beat the Dark One?

There is no victory, only death. I deserve death, oh.... why do I have a madman in my head? <In a moment of clarity, however...> Jagerbombs. It's a nasty weave, just short of Balefire....

 

 

LLT did you ever ride in a sho-wing?

Only once. I and the 100 Companions went to Shayol Ghul on a sho-wing. It was a pleasant experience: we ate tropical fruits, drank wine and enjoyed the flight. But once we reached Shayol Ghul, The Dark One hit us down and the sho-wing was destroyed.

 

 

 

LTT, why does Lurk call you LLT?

because he is the darkone <moment of clarity> we used to pick daisies when we were young </end of moment>

 

LTT, is lanfear really that hot?

No, otherwise why would I have left her

 

LTT, would you kill someone if I asked you to?

Only once. I and the 100 Companions went to Shayol Ghul on a sho-wing. It was a pleasant experience: we ate tropical fruits, drank wine and enjoyed the flight. But once we reached Shayol Ghul, The Dark One hit us down and the sho-wing was destroyed.

 

 

 

LTT, why does Lurk call you LLT?

 

LMAO. We ate tropical fruits... 5 points

 

Sorry to interrupt - carry on.

Was it really that fun? Well, I don't complain, points are always good. We all have different sense of humor.

 

Then the answer:

I wouldn't kill someone if YOU asked me to. You're asha'man! You all are! I must kill you all! *tries to seize saidin from Rand and fails* Oh, why we didn't kill them when we could? They're too much now, and too powerful.

 

 

LTT, why do you hate Taim so much?

I do hate Taim. I could sense his evil from the moment I saw him. Unlike the new Jesus Rand, the old "hard" Rand would deny my knowledge and assume that I was mad. But who is mad now? MWAHAHAHAHA. <moment of clarity> Oh Llyena, my love....

 

 

LTT - Have you ever heard of the game snakes and foxes?