I have some points to give out. Tell or show me why you should get them. I'll will award the winner at the end of the month. Feel free to attack the other contestant's reasons.

I will be your slave for a month. That should be a good starter.

describe how you'd be my slave

I'd make a better slave. I can cook, clean and play music. And I'm a girl. Girls are always better. And I'll pay you!! I can give you......... 10 cents. Or write a poem to your eyes. :)

describe how you'd be my slave

 

I would listen to whatever you told me to do, I would write praises of you in poems, songs, etc. I would also serve you with food & drinks. :)

Plus, I have been a DM slave before, so I have experience.

Shh, Rand. I'm trying to get points here! XD

I'd make a better slave. I can cook, clean and play music. And I'm a girl. Girls are always better. And I'll pay you!! I can give you......... 10 cents. Or write a poem to your eyes. :)

 

Crap. I was gonna give some good reasons but I dont' know if I can top this. She's right, girls are better.

I'd make a better slave. I can cook, clean and play music. And I'm a girl. Girls are always better. And I'll pay you!! I can give you......... 10 cents. Or write a poem to your eyes. :)

 

Crap. I was gonna give some good reasons but I dont' know if I can top this. She's right, girls are better.

 

No, boys are definitely better if a girl wants a slave, I can help her with a bunch of technological problems.

You imply girls are bad with technology?

 

*raises le eyebrow*

 

*bad with technology >.>*

You imply girls are bad with technology?

 

*raises le eyebrow*

 

*bad with technology >.>*

 

Nope, just messing around with come stereotypes.

well i think rand just lost any points he might have had coming to him. really? slave? that's all you got? let's see some imagination here folks

Wow, Canuk... your slaves demand payment in points from you? You should demand more respect. Or use balefire.

they're not demanding anything. they're offering themselves up for rewards that they're not getting because they suck as slaves

well i think rand just lost any points he might have had coming to him. really? slave? that's all you got? let's see some imagination here folks

What so I lose points and no one else who said they would be a slave does? OK, well in addition to that, i gave you 5 points by agreeing to battle with you, so you know, you could give me some back. :)

No you didn't. i'm still waiting to see them posted.

I will tell you a joke. The funny part about which would be that it was real.

I could spam this thread.

I can tell you that peace and love are important for human existence. You should accept them into your life and you will certainly be happier.

 

*sings and picks flowers*

You can ignore the last one. I don't think that would act in my favor.

no, it really wouldn't.

No you didn't. i'm still waiting to see them posted.

 

What if I spam this to oblivion?

that does have possibilities. how about doing that after paying me my 5 pts?

What 5 points?

You want to give me points because I am awesome. And some of my awesomeness could rub off on you... possibly. If I get enough pointsies....