>.>

Excellent. Phase 37 worked and no one told dapi he was an ingredient.

*Canukistani rips dapi's spine out and squeezes the fluid into the vat.*

Hey! I was here to be the kidney donation. I demand my spine back

*pushes dapi's head back under the surface of blood*

Quiet you!

mmmm delicious :)

*appears in a pillar of fire and smites everyone in sight*

How dare you despine me! FEAR ME AS I WILL BE YOUR DOOM

 

*kills everyone with rusty spoons*

 

Im a Chosen now. I get brought back by the DO

Way to interrupt the ritual. The Great Lord will not reward you for this, nor for referring to Him by the title the lightfools have given him. See, this is why you were chosen to be an ingredient.

Lily the Dark One. It's how she likes to be known. It's on her siggy even

Anyway you have what you wanted. Ill just watch now

Nope. The ritual is ruined. We're just going to go drink until we black out now. No, you can't come. But we will be using your creditcard.

*Trolloc enters at mention of drink*

Dap's paying? Can I join?

Everyone is invited but dapi.

no I on my name if you please

 

Fine. After last night I dont wanna do that

Remember kids. Dont mix your alcohols (especially 6 types in about 3 hours)

sure thing dapy

sure thing dapy

*snigger*

sure thing dapy

*snigger*

 

Im in a room of children

Welcome to the internet

would you like a cookie?

points are more fun but why not

*eats poisoned cookie*

*smiles as the cookie wasn't poisoned.*

Not likely to lose that guide.

you will in some parts of the internets

*watches as the not poisoned cookie comes alive and eats dapi from the inside out*

 

You'll loose him in anything pre-2000

I lost my guide.

Is that why it took you so long to get back to us?