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Things to say to people to mess with their minds

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*shudders* That looks strangely (and scarily) familiar . . . *turns resolutely away from the 20-year-old college textbooks on the bookshelf behind her so as not to be reminded of the horror* :biggrin:

This is something that I really enjoy doing:

 

When someone starts to say something to me, or when someone walks up to me to start talking, before they say a word, I'll interrupt them using a very loud voice with something like "I didn't do it!". I'll continue doing this for several minutes, every time the person is about to say something, I'll say, rather loudly I must admit, "innocent until proven guilty, dang it!" or "stop blaming me for that; it's not my fault!" or even "you can't prove that it was me! You don't have any evidence!!" and so on and so forth. It'll get some great reactions from people. ;)

When you're walking down a street and somebody says something to you, pause with a shocked expression on your face and proclaim loudly "You can see me?"

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