You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: hihi

 

Stranger: wat the hell is this

 

 

 

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: .....thats so cute!

 

Stranger: :P

 

Stranger: And it makes me hungry

 

You: Marshmellows are the key to world dommination!

 

Stranger: Of course...no wonder my marshmellowless plans have failed!

 

You: Everyone likes marshmellows. You just got to put the mind control chip in them and distribute world wide!

 

Stranger: Isn't there the risk of everyone chewing on the chip?

 

You: No because it's like a nano-chip, very sophisticated stuff!

 

Stranger: You could fit many chips in one marshmellow....then you'll get the split personalities as well

 

You: Split personalities are useless though, then you'd have to tell the same person to do a task like multiple times and stuff.

 

Stranger: not if you have control of all the personalities yes?

 

You: They wont remember the order if they switch personalities mid task.

 

You: *feeds you a marshmellow*

 

Stranger: ....ha! My gender saves me here, men can think with their <explitive removed> too! No marshmellow dares go there!

 

You: *cuts it off* problem solved! Now go distribute my marshmellows!'

 

Stranger: Damnit, now I'm Varys the Eunoch....

 

You: Good now work! It's for the good of the realm!

 

Stranger: Next time at least use a hot knife instead of a butter knife!

 

You: Why would I make it easy for my slave?

 

Stranger: Its hard to distribute marshmellows when my <explitive removed> is falling out....cauterizing please!

 

You: Work minion!

 

Stranger: *grumble grumble* cursed marshmellow master...

At least your attempt communicates.

Mine wanted to flirt

but it was funny >.>

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: hihi

 

Stranger: wat the hell is this

 

 

 

You: Hi

 

You: Why does everyone keep disconnecting? I just want to take over the world with fluffity puffity marshmellows...

 

Stranger: .....thats so cute!

 

Stranger: :P

 

Stranger: And it makes me hungry

 

You: Marshmellows are the key to world dommination!

 

Stranger: Of course...no wonder my marshmellowless plans have failed!

 

You: Everyone likes marshmellows. You just got to put the mind control chip in them and distribute world wide!

 

Stranger: Isn't there the risk of everyone chewing on the chip?

 

You: No because it's like a nano-chip, very sophisticated stuff!

 

Stranger: You could fit many chips in one marshmellow....then you'll get the split personalities as well

 

You: Split personalities are useless though, then you'd have to tell the same person to do a task like multiple times and stuff.

 

Stranger: not if you have control of all the personalities yes?

 

You: They wont remember the order if they switch personalities mid task.

 

You: *feeds you a marshmellow*

 

Stranger: ....ha! My gender saves me here, men can think with their <explitive removed> too! No marshmellow dares go there!

 

You: *cuts it off* problem solved! Now go distribute my marshmellows!'

 

Stranger: Damnit, now I'm Varys the Eunoch....

 

You: Good now work! It's for the good of the realm!

 

Stranger: Next time at least use a hot knife instead of a butter knife!

 

You: Why would I make it easy for my slave?

 

Stranger: Its hard to distribute marshmellows when my <explitive removed> is falling out....cauterizing please!

 

You: Work minion!

 

Stranger: *grumble grumble* cursed marshmellow master...

Only one problem....

It is spelled "marshmallow"

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

Yeah, its marshmallow.

nice you got a funny one

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

 

I will flip your smile upside down.

I've always spelled it marshmellow.

 

does being completely and utterly incorrect still surprise you?

 

I will flip your smile upside down.

 

I will flip you upside down.

You can't I weigh 2 of you!

You can't I weigh 2 of you!

 

Aw dang it. This is what sucks about being skinny

Well weighing 70 pounds isn't healthy Rand you should do something about that.

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

JUUUUUUIIIIIIIIICE

 

:P

woah, woah, woah, only 45 kilograms (note use of proper measurement system)

 

you need to klap gym, boet

woah, woah, woah, only 45 kilograms (note use of proper measurement system)

 

you need to klap gym, boet

 

yeah, i really hate the system of measurement the U.S. uses, so stupid.

45 kilos! That's tiny! I'm approaching 80!

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

Then I still weigh about 2 of you, I fluctuate between 170-180

Hey, ftr, I just passed 100!

 

Then I still weigh about 2 of you, I fluctuate between 170-180

 

Yeah, my cousins call me the human stick.

I weigh 65kgs. Its the fattest ive ever been lol

Mr M was so scrawny in Basic Trading his Drill Sergeants made him eat twice at every meal.

 

Not a problem anymore.