Was totally what I just yelled as I charged half naked with a bokken in my hands at the guy who kicked my front door open and tried to rob my flat. Well, not really. Except the part about the sword and the robber and the nakedness. That was true.

Yikes, Fnorrll! Are you okay?

Did he try to rob you while you were sleeping? ..Cause that's just not right! *shakes head* I hope you gave him the Warder scare he deserved with your sword!

Such a wonderfully dramatic Warder I have! Oh and how capable!

I know right! A guy cant take a nap after an early morning shift at work these days

Did he try to rob you while you were sleeping? ..Cause that's just not right! *shakes head* I hope you gave him the Warder scare he deserved with your sword!

 

Well, he was half naked ...

O.o

 

Crikey. Hope he got a freakish scare and well done :P

@ Fnorrll: Exactally - not cool! & as logic says, quoting Bill Engual: "Ya just can't fix stupid!" No one said robbers were smart, lol. I mean, when ya sneak up trying to rob a sleepin Warder, you'll be lucky if he/she doesn't slice ya throat. Lol.

 

*winks @ Mother* & he didn't say which half did he! *smirks*

you okay? What did you do to the guy?

Yikes! I'm glad you're okay.

Sneaking up on a half naked Fnorrll....

Not a good idea.

 

He is likely to get Tyn after him too...

Hope ya're ok.

 

And now have a free slave around the house to do... the depraved stuff you need him to do. *shrugs*

So... were you asleep on the couch or did he break down the door and you woke up to the noise and charge out of your bedroom or... I need a more detailed sequence of events here!!! You didn't even tell us what happened to him >.>

 

 

Glad everything's ok :)

Are we sure we want to know exactly what happened to the idiot? What we don't know, the cops can't make us tell.

I was in my room which is at the back of the house. I heard the front door bang which woke me, but I didnt think too much of it as my neighbours upstairs are always slamming the door on their way in and out. Then I just heard some scuffling sounds out in the hall, even tho its far away and kind of got up out of bed and moved to my own bedroom door. Thats when I could hear someone was at my front door. I keep a variety of implements near my door for these occaisions, so I grabbed my bokken (I could post up a pic later) and opened my bedroom door slowly and quietly. The hallway is long and narrow. My flat has its own seperate front door, which he was in the process of quietly prying open. He had jimmied the lock and just put his face around the door. I shouted out and began my charge with my bokken up in the air and he ran straight out and down the street. I was half naked and barefoot and really just could not be bothered to chase him.

Hahahaah well done :D I bet he's still not over the fright....and definitely won't go near that neighbourhood again!! XD

 

I keep a variety of implements near my door for these occaisions

Waaahahahaha this is great, Good for you

I pity the person who made the mistake of trying to rob.

I'm sure most guys do the same

 

This is pretty much what he saw, but with more screaming. And less hoody.

Thats a WoT nerd for you!

 

>.>

 

Teach me mentor...

Where's the half nakedness... I mean, I'm asking on behalf of the women and all. *Nods*

No need to be half naked in every situation, boopsy...

 

Mattrim, do you know the 7 basic fencing positions? Theyre specifically for fencing but I find them to work pretty well for defence in most forms of sword fighting. The one above is not one of them either haha

dodge duck dip dive and dodge?

That's only 5 EP...

4 if you think about it...

 

The others are: Doggypaddle, Donkeyface (spooks enemy) and Doodoodigger