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20 Silverback Gorrillas vs. the Whole UFC

Who would win? 8 members have voted

  1. 1. Who would win?

    • 20 Silverback Gorrillas
      75%
      6
    • The entire UFC
      25%
      2

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Who would win in an all out fight?

No rules.

No weapons, besides the bodies of your opponents.

I take it that UFC is some kind of wrestling/martial arts thing?

 

Hmmm... prolly the 'rillas, because a) stronger than humans without weapons, b) bigger and tougher bodies, prolly not affected the same, c) scary as hell when angry.

Animals don't usually fight to the death, but I guess even an ol' silverback would get enraged enough by some annoying humans kicking it in the face :P

 

Would be cruel though *frowny* :P

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UFC is a professional martial arts thing, yeah.

They have 337 members, i think.

So that's like 12 humans per gorilla.

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My thought is, what are you honestly going to do to a gorrilla? they punch eachother all the time with more force than you can muster.

Yeah honestly it doesn't matter what kind of people you have going at the gorillas, they can still punch things through walls.

First thought was gorillas, but that is a massive numerical advantage. Even so, I'm not convinced 12 would be enough to overwhelm an angry silverback

Silverbacks are insane. I'm pretty sure they can carry out tactical strikes on other troops so they have enough intelligence to organize themselves

 

plus humans are squishy and prone to fear, even with numbers on their sides. Not to mention I don't think any UFC fighter would be fearless in the face of a ferocious looking great ape that they know very little about

The freaking things can weigh 500 pounds. I don't think even martial artists can do a whole lot against that.

Ufc. Anderson silva could take out an ape one on one. Guy is faster than the flash.

 

And forrest griffin can take an inhuman amount of beating and get right back up.

 

And rampage is a friggin silverback for christs sake. He is HUGE!!

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