Rand has turned to the Dark One at Veins of Gold and is hiding it from everyone, so that he can destroy all armies at once at Merillor.

 

I would laugh, really hard.

Rand dies (Moridin/Demandred blast him).

 

Rand lives again (healed by Nyn)!

 

Rand dies again (Fain nicks his babymaker with the ruby knife).

 

Rand rises again (Body-swap with some poor sucker, probably Moridin).

 

Rand disappears (blind beggar and all that.)

 

Rand ends up on a pyre (Confirmed right?)

 

Rand jumps off said pyre. (It was hot.)

 

Mat starts understanding women (all about bargaining and luck with them).