Okay, so what am I'm here for today? Circumcision? Christening? Ah yes.. tis the Wolfkin’s Christmas Fancy Dress Party

 

*Steps up to the podium where a spotlight lights him up, revealing a very stylish Christmas themed outfit. (A rather fetching Christmas Fairy outfit and army boots, complete with a long flowing blonde wig )*

 

Ahem. Hey, lads in the band! Yes, you with the joint. Put that out, and hit it!

 

*Merry Christmas starts playing. Fog from the machine drifts out into the aisle*

 

Much better. Okay, lighting crew. Disco ball!

 

*Room illuminates in a thousand shards of light*

 

Sweet. Okay, let's get this Christmas Fancy Dress ball underway, shall we?

 

Where are the lucky ladies? And where the hell are Asfaloth, Andular and Erik in their Christmas Elf dress’s?! Just cover up those knees lads!

 

*Shudders at the thought of the knobby knees*

 

Lara, adjust those seams on your stockings, there is no way they should twist around your legs like that....what do you mean they are varicous veins?

 

"With another wave of his wand Owen makes the varicous veins disappear"

 

Sweet!!

 

No James you cannot come dressed as your favorite sheep, have some decency man!

 

*Changes James’s sheep outfit into a Mother Goose costume”

 

Now, Leila, stop making kissy faces at me like that, you will get your present later:wink:

 

Owen adjusted his Christmas Fairy dress and fumbled around with his Magic Wand, before mounting(no “clever” remarks Mikala) the Christmas Tree

 

*Fairy Owen waved his magic wand and watched as the party got under way*

 

“Wench, fetch me a large Tequila and be quick about it”!

 

*Mikala seductively walked over to Fairy Owen, swaying her hips as she went, and handed him his drink*

 

Owen

Christmas Prankin'

*Mikala saunters in in her signature Plaid dress and crown made of beer cans and tequilla bottles*

 

*Stifles a laugh and, harder still, a comment when she see's Owen 'mounting' the Christmas tree*

 

I'd say "Ride 'em cowboy" but it would seem Ride 'em Fairy Boy.....

 

*so much for stifling the comment....*

 

*Hands Owen his drink and lifts her own glass for a toast* To friends....and dubachery.....

 

Nice decorating you did her fairy boy.....nice...

Should I have worn green? I always feel like red makes my curves stand out.. Though.. the red silk does breathe a bit more *smiles as he swishes a smooth leg out from under his sweet Elf Dress*

 

I don't usually opt for a midi length, but with the sexy slanted cut, its slim fit, and cute little sweetheart scoop on the front and a deep scoop on the back... I couldn't say no. And with Leila helping me shave I think this is perfect.

 

*swishes over to the bar, obviously ignoring all of the wolf-guys' envious glares and the wolf-girls' hungry stares*

 

Double-scotch please. My legs itch like bloody balefire, I'm wearing a corsette, *takes off elf hat and ears to scratch his scalp* but I'm totally the hottest one here. Oh thank you.

*knocks it back*

Alright, that takes S off the board.. think I'll knock T off then.

TEQUILA WENCH!

 

-erik

*adjusts her stockings so the seams run straight up* :P I'm so glad I got this French Maid's outfit - it seemed so appropriate *dusts Owen with her feather duster*

 

Now where's my Tequila? Someone fetch me a tequila? What does a girl have to do to get a drink 'round here? *bats eyelashes* ;) Oooh, give me rollerskates and I'll go round with the drinkies :D

 

*giggles*

*Waves his wand and suddenly Lara has roller skates and a tray*

 

Owen

Yay! Is now a good time to mention that I'm incredibly clumsy? How do you steer these things?? ;) *whizzes around, delivering Fairy Owen a Tequila*

 

It's like Christmas or something ;)

*steps in with a green sparkly elvish costume, with little red shimmering bulbs around the end of the dress*

 

Did I hear someone mentioning drinks? :D

 

 

 

Nyn

*strolls in stark naked except for some cute little golden wings, a harp, and a great big smile*

 

some party! can i have some egg nog with just a splash of something a bit stronger? :P

*Waves his fairy magic wand and watches as a weight lifter strolls over to Myth*

 

I hear you wanted something a bit stronger

 

Owen

*rolls around serving drinks and nibbles* Sausage on a stick, Sir?

 

*dusts with her duster*

it's sure enough a big mouthful, but enjoy enjoy! :P

 

*enjoys the feather duster treatment*

waves from her exam papers

 

have fun peoples will look by if i have time between packing on wednesday evening..pending how much staff stuff stack up till then needing my attn

 

if not then

 

merry christmas and happy new year peeps

 

 

 

ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu

*pose* We can all relax, I'm here! :P And, it seems, outshined by Erik in all his beauty...

 

And drinkless. *le pout* Where's the Tequila wench?

 

Gotta love Christmas :D

*sighs* Nobody even mentioned poor widdle ol'me.

 

*wimpers* Oh well...

 

*sneaks a few drinks into his pockets*

 

And Owen..you ol'hound...you didn't even welcome me back...I should bite you *nods* But I'll wait till after the joyous festivities and Holiday season.

 

*makes a note to bite Owen*

 

Ahhh...my first and probably only New Years Resolution...........

 

*slips out the back door*

 

Merlin

The Ranger

The Black Wolf

Shadow Dancer

I might help with the biting ;)

 

*accepts the Jameson bottle from Lara and smacks her ass*

See, I go to all that trouble to procure a sheep costume just for you Owen and you ruin it :P

 

*Changes back into his hawaiian shirt getup*

 

Where's my rum Claire! *gesticulates wildly until his rum is served* Thats the spirit(s)!

 

Hah, yes, your brain is bleeding from that one :)

 

And I'm totally in on that biting, high five Nyna! Woooooh! :twisted:

*Rolls in, looking rather intoxicated already*

 

I love the Christmas cheer :D

 

*rolls on further, in search of... err... stuff?*

*Saunters in wearing a green elf costume with Hells Angles printed on the back holding a leash. “Greetings and saulutations” Drags leash in from the cold attached to a particularly devilishly handsome Yeti with pink fur who grabs James and begins gnawing on his head. “So where is the pool girl with my drink?”

Rum Claire? Is that like a Rum Baba? *pours rum over self and presents to James* Well, you did say :D

 

*is smacked on the bunny?* I thought I was a French Maid! *tickles Nyn with the feather duster and rollerskates off, narrowly missing the Christmas tree and collapsing in a serving wench heap*

A heap of serving wench's......Hmmmmmm let me just ponder that mental image for a moment here:wink:

 

 

*Waves his magic wand and disolves the teeth of all offering to bite him*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..........Still pondering the heap of serving wenches :lol:

 

Owen

Did I hear French Maid?? *shows up in her pretty maid outfit* Who needs a french maid? I'm here to serve after all? And who stole my feather duster... I had plans for that later you know :P

 

OH... and did I hear Tequila.....

 

 

i'd like a french maid over my knees to relieve my spanking needs :D

*disentangles herself from the wench-heap and runs and hides in a cupboard*

 

YES! I've finished work now til after Christmas!

 

*stays in hiding*

*hides with Lara in the cupboard* :D

*With a wave of his magic Fairy Wand, the cupboard disappears*

 

Now now ladies is that anyway to behave at a party