*stabs Basel* Mine!

Well, this is Black Friday isn't it? *sprays Lily with pepper spray*. Basel is mine!

wait Lily... are you stabbing basel because he is yours or to claim me?

Except by stabbing me, aren't I worth less because I'm not in good condition?

Moon, I'm doing both.

 

And Basel, your value is increased because you have been stabbed by the Dark One. Not all of my minions have been so lucky. Regardless, you have been claimed. You are mine. 

Then Moon should be happy that she is owned directly by one of the DO's minions. *plunks down $28* And that means she's yours by proxy, too.

Of course she should. 

>.> <.<  I wish to buy Lily.

*stabs* no. Mine.

You can't own your indirect owner.  Sorry mistress, this one's mine.  *stabs a lot of times*

*stabs* MINE

*jumps over Moon, stabs Moon in the back, and then while she falls, stabs her in the front*

*trips Rand*

*stabs Rand* mine

*does not put him on sale*

and i become the owner of...