Super Creepy Psycho Santa is baaaaaack! 

 

 

 

Hmmm, don't seem to be getting traction here ... maybe if I venture into cuteness it will have more appeal. 

 

Cute or creepy?

 

 

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I had thought Winternight was the Two Rivers equivalant of Christmas. Except for the Trolloc invasion part.

Hmm you could be right, Turin. Maybe both festivals are within the same fortnight?

 

 

Okay, time for the hard stuff:

 

 

 

tough room, tough room!

 

 

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Tough crowd, tough crowd! Man, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you guys? 

 

This one is really cute - and twisted!

 

 

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Budget been a bit tight lately? Fageddaboutit - have a Credit Card Christmas!

 

 

 

If you like Monty Python, you'll love this:

 

Come on, NO ONE thought that was funny? Laugh or DIE!!!

 

*grumbles and starts sharpening knives*

 

Here's another spider for your twisted tree!

 

 

You're right Jani, that was very funny! No need to do anything with those knives. And my tree is fine, thanks. I'm really surprised that you're showing such vicious tendencies. Do you want me to maybe talk to Tress and see if she'd be willing to let you be released from your obligations to the Light, so hat you can come over to the Shadow?

You're right Jani, that was very funny!  

 

You have excellent taste in spiders, by the way! Here's another for your collection.

 

 

 

 

*excited, having finally gotten a response out of someone*

 

Basel, that is so sweet of you!  Thank you!  

 

Don't blush, it's just your soft and fluffy inner goodness that's poking through... 

 

He's a fine specimen. Does he have a name?

 

And here I was, thinking that fly control in the BT was going to be limited to the forked tongues of the Shadowsworn. And Jasper, of course, who can only eat so much. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have NO idea what this artist was thinking:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, like, any requests? 

 

 

Over the top? Or does the homeowner show amazing restraint in choosing a monochromatic display?

 

Now THIS is classy.  (Does anyone know where in the world this is?)

 

 

Ugliest christmas sweater I've ever seen... bet you can't beat THAT.

 

 

Where is everybody???

 

Santa, relaxing at home with a cold, frosty one.