XDDD

 

Very good Rand, I especially approve of the fourth... now Gollum can ask "what has it gots in its hot pocketses?"

 

HAHAHAHA

 

 

*tramples Rand into the ground and then drops 50 pointses on him*

 

*then kills him again* Use them wisely! ;P

 

This is just stupid. I mean, the others are pretty silly (in a good way). But this one is just a simple, "Really? You use the Philosoraptor to contemplate a question with an incredibly obvious answer?" Before they got to Mount Doom, Sauron was alive. Anything that tried to fly into Mordor would very easily be destroyed. Flying them out? Well, that's after Sauron is gone, now isn't it?

 

Bah!

I LOVE AIR NZ

 

An Unexpected Briefing

This makes a lot of sense.  

*Enters through a vortex*

 

Hey Rand dude, got a present for you bud...

 

*Passes him a Big Mac*

 

 

*Watches as the potassium core burns a hole through his abdomen*

 

*Cuts hit throat with a rusty spoon, and watches him exsanguinate for good measure*

 

*Exits*

*Enters through a vortex*

 

Hey Rand dude, got a present for you bud...

 

*Passes him a Big Mac*

 

 

*Watches as the potassium core burns a hole through his abdomen*

 

*Cuts hit throat with a rusty spoon, and watches him exsanguinate for good measure*

 

*Exits*

Rey rey you gots a dark side!