Welcome to the first edition of Aiel Heart's Commanded Humor Newsletter!

 

Urgent Announcement!  The final Wheel of Time book is not a Memory of Light.  Except one more book, due out in 2014!

 

 

 

New WoT Action Figures.  Now on sale!

 

 

 

 

The polls are in!  Women's clothing makes up a majority of WoT!

 

 

In other news, Aiel Heart declared herself Empress--may she live forever--and took her place on the Crystal Throne.

 

 

That's all for this edition.  Check out Aiel Heart's Commanded Humor Newsletter, Volume 2, coming soon!

 

If she's empress now- may she live forever- then AH is for all intents and purposes dead, and Heartuona reigns supreme!

the books cover has book 13 written on it

 

may the empress live forever and blah blah

 

the rest is just awesome :madgrin:

Lol I like the idea of the newsletter. I'm patiently waiting for the next one already  

 

Also, if Heart became the Empress -may she live forever- can I become a Bloodknife? 

Does anyone know where to find the original artwork used in "The Crowned Shadow of Winter's Heart is Crossing the Road With a Sword and he's pissed"s cover?

Heart be pleased by this shiny booty ;)

 

Lol I like the idea of the newsletter. I'm patiently waiting for the next one already

 

Also, if Heart became the Empress -may she live forever- can I become a Bloodknife? 

Nay >.>

Does anyone know where to find the original artwork used in "The Crowned Shadow of Winter's Heart is Crossing the Road With a Sword and he's pissed"s cover?

 

I found it here.

No, I mean the actual painting used in the cover. S'alright if you don't know, I was just wondering.

Oh, I have no idea.  I just got the pic already made.  Sorry!

Great idea, AH and good job, Mashi!  I can't wait to see the next installment.

I'm also pleased with your shiny booty as well, Heart

Edited December 7, 201213 yr by Shauna

(I'd be pleased with any kind of booty, no matter how shiny, if you ask me.)

 

*Remains silent*

Edited December 7, 201213 yr by TylerRVG

Heart'll have you kiss the gunner's daughter too >.>

That was pretty funny Mashi, can't wait for the next one.

*twirls in*

 

*sings poignant song about waiting for a guy who constantly stands me up...I mean when my prince will come*

 

*places crown of flowers on the Crowned Shadow's head*

 

*jumps through a gateway before he can do anything about it*

*gigglesnorts*

 

Oh this is going in my save folder!

*Snorts with laughter*

*Also snorts with laughter*

(I'd be pleased with any kind of booty, no matter how shiny, if you ask me.)

 

*Remains silent*

Annny kind of booty? Or do you want to take a moment to reconsider the sweeping terms of your request?

dm is back, thank do

I'm glad that dm is back

Edited December 8, 201213 yr by Shauna

dm is back, thank do

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Thank dark one? :shocked: Black Ajah!!!

Enjoyable 2.5/5

 

Why only 2.5 becaus I'm darn hard to please.

If she's empress now- may she live forever- then AH is for all intents and purposes dead, and Heartuona reigns supreme!

 

 

All hail... Heartuona! This I like!

 

 

*gigglesnort*

Henceforth, I shall pronounce Heartuona as "Hard Tuna."