(to the tune of 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland')

 

I see Fades, when there are none

I'm going mad, and it's so fun

The brownies I ate, sure do taste great,

Walkin in a tainted wonderland.

 

There are pins on my collar,

I'm such a Caemlyn Baller,

Taim sure looks mad, because here comes Rand,

Walkin in a tainted wonderland.

 

The True Source might have corrupted my thinking,

but it never ever gets me down.

Just like when Nynaeve's boat was sinking,

and Lan showed up before she drowned.

 

Later on, we'll build a fire

then go call Dashiva a liar,

Our tower is Black, some say that we've cracked,

Walking in a tainted wonderland.

Win.