Of course you may call me panda mum, lass. 

Your mum is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company

There are ten billionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillion particles in the universe, you're momma took the ugly ones and put them into one kid.

You are one dumb rooster lollipop

You fell out the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down

You are one dumb rooster lollipop

 

Oh yeah well you're a chanticleer gobbler.

Foul festering grubby minded little trollop

When you get naked your shadow tries to run

If you were the fastest swimmer, how bad were the other ones? 

okay that was bad. 

 

Mr Moon and I like to compare people with the type of animal that we think their a** hat would be made of. 

 

Every so often we look at each other and say "Baboon" or "Rhino" or "Gorilla."

We know what it means. 

You and mr moon are odd

 

one for the BA

 

flashing cleavage cant repair your face nor personality

For the SS

you are as useful as anne franks drum kit

You and mr moon are odd

 

Nicest thing you've ever said to me. 

*stabs*

I have to be nice sometimes

if im always mean to the stupid people they might leave. Then who would i laught at

 

*stabs*

In a 2cent store you are still the cheapest thing

You look like you were beaten with a bag of hot nickels

You are as wanted as herpes

No, in a 2c store, they have you on Clearance! 

Atleast i sell. Even the dump wont accept you

I take dumps that look better than you.

At least my family photo wasn't posted on People of Walmart.

Only because the website declined to post them.

 

Even THEY were too appalled.

You are more desparate than a meth head without a fix

That's okay, Andrej. At least you got to be in the family photo. Dap's family won't acknowledge him. 

They won't even let him be the black sheep. 

Who takes a family photo at walmart??