The Great Lord loves the holidays because there's more rushing to get things done.

Everyone tries to please him. 

 Gifts, gifts, and more gifts of evilness!

the great lord loves the holidays cuz all the chosen try harder.......

 

 

.......and this book was published 

 

And he gets to have cool toys made to Taint^TM little minds.

 

Like this one.

 

 

 

 

Outrageous credit card interest rates, and the looks on peoples faces when they open that January bill.

  It freezes people

 Some gifts to share

It gives him the chance to decorate SG

All his Shadowie minions bring him Lightie souls as gifts

He's hoping to get his favortie costume for christmas

the DO's Christmas costume 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone's getting runover by reindeer!

Normally kind and caring adults fighting like banshees over the last teddy ruxpin or whatever the hot gift i@ that year.

SG gets transformed into the north pole 

Lots of yummy holiday foods such as christmas wreaths, buckeyes, hot chocolate, etc.

Double posts galore!

Money spent to cause people to go in debt.

SG gets transformed into the north pole 

Small children, called Jack, ask questions like this.

 

'Mummy, when reindeers fly ... do they poo? Because if they do it would land all over people's heads.'

Blizzards to keep people indoors so he can raid the streets.

He steals cookies and his minions get carrots and other veggies to keep them healthy. Only he gets the sweets, though.

Small children, called Jack, ask questions like this.

 

'Mummy, when reindeers fly ... do they poo? Because if they do it would land all over people's heads.'

Muahahaha. Out of the mouths of babes.

not allowing me to post the meme i made

 

DO's words 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s5vx4/

Small children, called Jack, ask questions like this.

 

'Mummy, when reindeers fly ... do they poo? Because if they do it would land all over people's heads.'

 

 

LoL genius