So I was thinking we might have a fun Christmas themed thread, so exactly what it say on the tin, what would you get your favorite WoT characters for Christmas.

 

I would get Mazrim Taim a coffee mug that say I'am the Boss!

 

I would get Logain a copy of the book Egyptian Revenge Sells, not exactly his Paradigm but he is a smart man, he will figure it out.

 

I would get Atal Mishraile a helmet for the next time the annoy Taim.

 

I would get Tuon a all the female attendee's of a Reiki class.

 

I would get Perrin a copy of the collectors edition of the new Werewolf the Apocalypse core book.

 

I would get Moiraine a tshirt that say F*** Tinkerbell fairies eat mages!

 

I would get Matt a set of Game science dice and be sure the set had some strange ones like 3 sided dice and 16 sided dice.

 

I would get Rand a tshirt that say My spells are bigger than yours!

 

I would get the Dark One a sign to put up outside of Shayol Ghul which says. Warning evil God ahead, no mages beyond this point, may be hazardous to to the source of your magick.

 

I would get Elaida a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum, she loves to hunt for mages so it seams oddly appropriate.

 

I would get Alviarin and elevator since she want one so much.

Tube socks, everyone gets tube socks!

Tube socks, everyone gets tube socks!

 

I'd give Elayne a Shower.

 

Mat a Lottery ticket (and ask him to share ;)), no I'd give Mat (and Rand and Perrin) a copy of the Haynes manual to women.

 

Loial needs a laptop, to save having so many books to carry round all the time.

 

I'd get Demandred the popular board game 'guess who?'

 

And Asmodean the board game Cluedo.

Edited December 22, 201213 yr by Stevros

What I would give Demandred is a coffee mug with the text Congratulation 2'th place, but I would wrap it up in multiple layers of wrapping paper and allot of tape so I had good time to run away and get out of his spell range before he manages to get the package opened. :P

plot resolution

I'd buy the Dark One a mug saying "Worlds Greatest Evil Deity", or a giant book of Sudoku to help pass the time in his prison.

 

I'd get Tuon and Mat (but mainly Tuon) a romantic trip to Far Madding.

 

Egwene would get a book "Guide for teen Mothers"

Edited December 22, 201213 yr by Ozzie_aiel

Sorry for the post above, I have serious problems with DM recently.

 

I would get Rand the Bible with dedication: "You still need to be more like Jesus" :)

WWRD T shirt?

I'd buy Rand a "Keep calm and cleanse the taint" t-shirt :P

I'd get Mat a Magic 8 Ball

:-P

Well, Happy Christmas and Seasons Greetings to everyone in Dragonmount. Have a great day

:) you too!

And to you :)

I hope you all had a great Christmas. I had a wonderful time. :D

A bit late but I have a few ideas

 

Mat-  A glass eyeball with a die inside of it that can spin around

 

Rand- Box set of HBO's "Big Love"

 

Perrin- An Adopt-A-Wolf donation in his name

 

Demandred- T-shirt that says "Second to Moridin"

Amazon vouchers. These are great gifts for absolutely anyone - good and evil; rich and poor; realists, optimists and cynics. It must always be Amazon vouchers!

 

(And I refuse to be given as a gift to that horrid Seanchan, Tuon! - so there, Hagazussa)

there is nothing that can't be had and... re-had...through amazon.... and they only take the tiniest wee bit of your soul and your local economy but who doesn't. 

''re-had'' - I like that, Cindy!! - Did you invent that? Should we alert Webster's??  :-)

 

 

Fish

I doubt it but ill take the credit until someone from d&d corrects me :)

Fair enough.

 

 

Fish

(And I refuse to be given as a gift to that horrid Seanchan, Tuon! - so there, Hagazussa)

 

Not if I wrap you up in wrapping paper and put a nice little bow on your head either? :P

oooh, make it a pink bow :-D

For Elayne, Avi, and Min: Becoming Sister Wives: The Story of an Unconventional Marriage [Hardcover]

 

For Perrin: How to Tame a Willful Wife [Mass Market Paperback]

 

For Mat (so he has something to show as "the book he read once"): The Art of War [Paperback]

 

For Rand: Schizophrenia For Dummies [Paperback]s

 

For Nyn: Depression Fallout: The Impact of Depression on Couples and What You Can Do to Preserve the Bond [Paperback]

 

For Egwene: Halfway Up the Mountain: The Error of Premature Claims to Enlightenment [Paperback]

Edited January 2, 201313 yr by Whizbang

Rand might enjoy some "Jethro Tull" albums