The rules of this game are simple: you make a wish and the next poster grants it by completely turning it on its head.

 

Example: I wish for world peace.  It is granted by the complete extermination of the human race.

 

Got it?

 

I wish for an Italian hoagie.

 

Edited January 7, 201313 yr by Wren of the Brown

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I give you an omelet.

 

I wish for a hammock on the beach.

It is a hammock on the edge of a desert oasis.

 

I wish for snow.

Granted. Global temperatures will plummet by 20 degrees C / 40 degrees F.

 

I wish I was a better writer.

Granted. You are possessed by the spirit of Quaru-Me-Rah, she-vulture of the apocalypse and you produce the best selling screed which documents the end of the world. You are driven mad by what you have written as all the omens prove true.

 

I wish to get over this cough soon.

Granted. The sooner you get under your cough, the sooner it will be gone.

 

I wish I din't care about hateful people's words.

Granted. You now only care about my words. ;)

 

I wish I had more time to sleep! 

Granted, Dame van Winkle.

 

I wish for a hot cuppa.

Edited January 12, 201313 yr by Wren of the Brown

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a cup of lava. I'd use oven mits if I were you. :)

 

I wish for more time to read! 

Granted!  You are now a patent clerk.

I wish for a kitten.  No, wait.  I don't want a kitten.

Granted. You are scheduled to pick up a white bengal tiger from Sigfried and Roy. PS- not the kitten. It's too cute. 

 

I wish for a house in the country so I can see the stars. 

Granted! You live isolated in the country, surviving on the hard work you do during the daytime..but so tired you fall asleep at sunset and wake with the dawn.

 

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but no one really knows where OKCOK is situated so you end up in the middle of the Sahara.

 

 I wish the snow will remain for another few weeks  (we have snow on average a few days every year, but now it's been snowing for 10 days, and no change predicted yet)

Edited January 21, 201313 yr by Thorum

Granted, a blizzard just put snow 10 feet above all your doorways.

 

I wish my school reading would be easier to trudge through!

See Spot. See Spot run. Run, Spot, run.

 

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted. Your head explodes with all that knowledge.

 

I wish all the world used the same keyboard.

I hope you like typing only in Greek!

 

I wish someone would make an internet box that works with both iTunes and Amazon Prime, that iPhones can still talk to like AppleTV.

*gasp!*   Frenchie thought you deleted your account here at DM!?!  *hugs tight*  missed you my friend! i

 

Your wish is granted!  Someone makes such a device that implodes all gadgets in the world, so humans all end up talking to each othend r, jplaying board games and outdoor games, listening to CD's outloud and together, singing along!

 

 

I wish I could go back to school to get my Master's Degree.

Granted, your thesis is due in an hour and you're a half hour late for your defense.

 

I wish I could schedule my time better.

Time is now frozen and can never be unstuck.

 

*pokes twinnie* 

 

I wish everyone would appreciate the color orange as much as I do.

Granted. Now you don't like orange at all.

 

I wish I ha a working car.

Grantd but breks down in a month.

 

I wish evryone else was shortwr than me.

You are now 50 feet tall.

 

I wish that lingering wot questions will be answered in the encyclopedia or in future spoiler-allowed Q&A sessions.

Your house and car are now orange. So is everything in your closet.

 

I wish I could sleep.