I know many of you have seen a similar type topice at some point. Ever played mafia and read/said something that made you laugh or just do a double-take on? Well here's your chance to share! Please join in and share!

Compliments of Wombat:

 

"It's clear to me that we're just lovers, but then again I am scum!"

One I said over the weekend to my daughter:

 

"Honey I need you to lay down so I can plot on who to kill"

Another I said to her:

 

"Mommy gets upset when she can't lynch or kill someone...kinda going through withdraws!" (forgive the horrible spelling please)

Another I saw recently:

 

"Let's lynch them to see if they really are the cop"

 

Come on people, when do you really get a chance to say these things otherwise?

I don't trust anyone, ever, any time, least of all myself

lol@Kaylee

 

My daughter is used to comments like "I´m coming soon, I will just see if I´m still alive".

lol@Kaylee

 

My daughter is used to comments like "I´m coming soon, I will just see if I´m still alive".

There's also the popular "If I'm alive in the morning I'm coming after you!"

 

Which if heard out of context, might just worry some.

Let's not forget the two new ones used now...

 

"Hence -----> Baguette!  "

 

and

 

"Wombated"

Kaylee, the one about the cop is something I have read too...haha!

"I'll Wombat you until you can't see straight."

 

Oh song that makes me laugh...

"I'll Wombat you until you can't see straight."

 

 

lol From what game?

Current Bloodlust game on the Mafia board

To Kaylee's 6 month old daughter:

 

Plotting nefarious schemes already?  Kailyn, are you mafia?  (We have to train you now not to be like Rand and answer that question correctly.)

I take no blame if her first word is "mafia"

I take no blame if her first word is "mafia"

 

That would be amazing!  And slightly suspicious.

 

 

 

To Kaylee's 6 month old daughter:

 

Plotting nefarious schemes already?  Kailyn, are you mafia?  (We have to train you now not to be like Rand and answer that question correctly.)

 

Don't learn from me. Honesty is actually not the best answer!

when ever I used to mod a mafia game I always got my daughter to chose who would be mafia finder etc. So I can so understand what you are saying Kaylee haha a mini mafia player!

when ever I used to mod a mafia game I always got my daughter to chose who would be mafia finder etc. So I can so understand what you are saying Kaylee haha a mini mafia player!

For some reason it has posted twice again, is there anyway I can delete my post, I've looked around and can't find where to do it...

Lol that's funny Talya!

As far as deleting...the only thing you can do is hit the edit on the bottom right of the post, but it still needs to have I think at least 3 characters.

I think I will just have to change then haha...thanks Kaylee.

 

You have a 6mth old, how lovely, I can just remember when mine was that old...She was 6 when I first joined DM, and it is going to be a bit of fight over the last book. but I will put my foot down. 

 

Oh a good tip, get her to chose who to kill if you are mafia, that way you can watch people make all kinds of reasons why that person died, and you sit there giggling because you know it was your daughter who choose and no logic to it at all...hehe. (to do this, get bits of paper with names on and first one she touches is the one to be killed) ..

 

I'm so sad, back for two mins and talking about mafia already!

Thanks for the tip! Also, that's not sad Talya, it just means you're a mafia addict like the rest of us!