Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Dragonmount

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Funny Story about a 5 year old... my bro

Featured Replies

funny story today... lls

My mom put out jeans for Finn to wear this morning, & our neighbor walked him to school, so when mom picked him up, "Finn, did you have an accident at school? Whose pants are those?"

 

Finn, "Yes, I did [sad face]. These are my pants."

 

Mom (thinking, oops I forgot to send a change of clothes to school, these are NOT his pants), "What happened, did you not make it to the bathroom on time?"

 

Finn, "Yeah, it was everywhere."

 

Mom (with growing horror), "Oh...well, who cleaned it up?"

 

Finn, "I did; well, I mostly did, but all the kids had to help."

 

Mom (shocked), "They what!? Why did the other kids have to help?"

 

Finn, "Because it got on them, too."

 

OK, Mom's a bit confused - "Finn, whose pants do you have on?"

 

F, "Mine!"

 

Mom, "But where are your jeans?"

 

F, "In my laundry"

 

Mom, "What? This isn't what you wore this morning!?"

 

F, "Yes. The jeans hurt my tummy so I put these on."

 

Mom, "So what accident were you talking about?"

 

F, "Paint. I got red paint on my pants, see?"

 

 

wadya guys think??

Edited by wheeloftime13

  • Author

haha... my mom was freaking out for a bit... she shared this story with my dad at the dinner table and his face turned red from laughing so hard...

  • Author

i copied and pasted it off my mom's facebook page... yeah.. I'll edit it...

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.