You ask. Narg answer if wants. If not wants he eat you. Might answer after eat you but you ears be digested so you not hear. If you feed Narg, chance to give answer be bigger. Or Narg be too busy gnawing so no answer might still. Narg not take lap dances for answer. Narg not like to when food play with him.

Narg, where do babies come from?

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Narg not know where bite size humans come from. Narg think bite size humans come from human holes but not sure what hole. Narg not think it come from hole that makes sound. Other holes not big and bite size human head big so Narg confused. Narg eat bite size human and not ask. Now Narg hungry.

What can you tell me about the Isle of Mad Men Narg?

What cheese goes best with human flesh?

What can you tell me about the Isle of Mad Men Narg?

 

Narg no tell you about Isle. Narg no go. No funds vacation. And Narg only fly first class. More room set fire and smiling human more attentive. But Narg no go, with economy. Narg smart.

Narg, you being a guy and all, maybe you can answer this. Why are guys attracted to redheads? 

Dear Narg, who is the prettiest lady in all the land?

Dear Narg, where should I go on vacation?

What cheese goes best with human flesh?

 

Narg like Roquefort with human. Narg have refined palate and human bland so need smelly cheese to get it down. Gorgonzola work too.

Narg, do you know where I put my car keys?

Dear Narg, what is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Narg, you being a guy and all, maybe you can answer this. Why are guys attracted to redheads? 

 

Redheads taste good. Blondes taste good. Brunettes taste good. All the same to Narg. 

Dearest Narg, Why have you not eaten Verbal yet?

Dear Narg, who is the prettiest lady in all the land?

 

Narg not know pretty. Narg know taste good. Lady who taste good is Moon.

Dear Narg, where should I go on vacation?

 

Narg smart. This one easy. Go to Narg cookpot. 

Narg, do you know where I put my car keys?

 

Check Narg cookpot. Stay a while. 

Dear Narg, what is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Swallow. That what Narg do after chew. 

Dearest Narg, Why have you not eaten Verbal yet?

 

Verbal no taste good. Pretty lady taste good. Come to Narg cookpot. 

Dear Narg,

 

What did you do for Valentine's day?

Have to agree with Narg there.

 

 

 

Nyn

Narg <3

Here's some food for you Narg.

 

 

Will my Jordy live through the weekend?

Dear Narg, what is the wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

*gulp*

narg.. why you no live past book one? I live to fourteen not so smart...