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[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg

NargtheTrolloc
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:smile: Here's some food for you Narg. :biggrin:

 

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Will my Jordy live through the weekend? :unsure:

 

if narg eats jordy than NO

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narg.. why you no live past book one? I live to fourteen not so smart...

 

 Narg smart, narg troll you 

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Oh Narg,

 

What is your favourite colour?

 

narg smart,  black because it compliments his eyes and reminds him of narg senior 

also, the seed catalogues are taunting me with the possibility that winter may end there may be a planting season .

 

what should I plant this year, the great lord willing and the creeks don't rise? (no flowers unless you have some use I can't think of for them)

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narg, will we be getting any more meteors and if so how should we prepare?

 

Meteors make Narg job finding food easy. Narg think you get cookpot and go to meteor site and have food for weeks. Prepare by stocking up on spices and ziploc bagies, they keep food fresh.

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Narg,

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

1,532. Tootsie pops too much work. Narg like easy candy like Mounds or Almond Joy. Bubble gum not good with fur. Narg had bubble gum stuck in fur once, it hurt to have cut out. Man with sword seemed like he try to kill Narg instead of get gum out of fur. Narg made sure to put man with sword in cookpot.

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Dear Narg,

 

do you prefer roses or tulip?

 

Narg no like flowers, make Narg sneeze. Narg no like sneezing, make head hurt. One time Narg sneeze so hard barn door where Narg hiding opened and scared cows away. Narg no had dinner that night.

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Dear Narg, what is the meaning of life?

 

Narg think meaning of life to be happy. Narg has vacation planned so Narg very happy. Narg is to fly first class, for extra room for cookpot, to place called Hawaii to go to luau to eat. Narg hear there fire dancers there, Narg happy about food cooking itself. Narg always happy at feast. Full belly is meaning of life.

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narg, is the great lord responsible for autocorrect?

 

Great Lord responsible for great acts. Autocorrect help Narg, especially when Narg drunk text friends at 3 am. After funny autocorrect Narg sure Great Lord make autocorrect.

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