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A Master at the Tower

Elaevia
Elaevia
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The gates of the Black Tower creak open, though no one is near. Not unusual here, but no one felt a weave of the Power, sadin or saider. Curiously, the Black Tower residents gather round, to see a small figure slowly walking out of the mist. Not just small, very small, cloaked and hooded they can not see who approaches.

 

A rock levitates to just in front of the figure -again no sign if the Power - and the stranger sits with a small sigh.

 

The visiter pulls back its hood, and reveals a small green creature with pointed ears and an anchient look in its eyes.

 

'Greetings, I give you. To see you welcome me, pleased I am. Famed throughout the galaxy the Black Tower are. Jedi Master Yoda I am, and far I have travelled. To share wisdom and humour, I come. Ask your questions, and wisdom if the universe, I will share'

 

The residents of the Black Tower look at each other, slightly bermused by the strange creature and its stranger way of speaking.

 

'come, young padawans, come!' it said 'ask Master Yoda, you can'

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    told brownies you eat, I was.

     

    know, you do not??

     

     

    (in a staff break room far away Via throws her phone at a wall)

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    *Edits Ishy's question*

     

    Although, we will allow that Revenge of the Sith was ok in parts ...

     

     

    Oh Master Yoda, why did no one tell George Lucas that he cannot write dialogue for toffee?

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    Dear Yoda,

     

    It has come to my attention that you are calling yourself a Master during your visit to the Black Tower. The Shadow Legal Department would like to advise you that the Rank of Master is only bestowed upon Shadow Members who have exceptional strength in the True Power. We hereby request that you refer to yourself as Green Frog Thing with a Lightsaber from now on.

     

    Regards

     

    Ithillian

     

    SL: Shadow :tongue:

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    Han Solo, very handsome is. have him, you can not. mine he is!

     

    George Lucas, lost to the Dark Side he is. very sad, very sad

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    ... why did no one tell George Lucas that he cannot write dialogue for toffee?

    seems to me that his dialogue was appropriate for toffee, but not for anything much more intelligent.

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    Dear Yoda, the Jedi ruled for a LONG time without a whisper from the Sith...Just what the hell did you

    think the 'balance' of the chosen one would be?? *whispers loudly - small man, jump like grasshopper, think like one*

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    Dear Yoda,

     

    It has come to my attention that you are calling yourself a Master during your visit to the Black Tower. The Shadow Legal Department would like to advise you that the Rank of Master is only bestowed upon Shadow Members who have exceptional strength in the True Power. We hereby request that you refer to yourself as Green Frog Thing with a Lightsaber from now on.

     

    Regards

     

    Ithillian

     

    SL: Shadow :tongue:

     

    Dear Masters of the Black Tower,

     

    we have been made aware that you have been making use of our protected term 'Master'. Having registered this a long time ago we are confident that under Galactic law we would win any copyright case. If you wish to persue this kindly direct your correspondance to our legal liason, Darth John Deed.

     

    However, as Jedi we are looking to promote peace throughout the universe, and to foster close bonds of friendship between our two groups, will allow you to continue using our term with no penalty. We would also like to invite you on a night out in downtown Coruscant, on a night that in convienient for you.

     

    Kind Regards

    The Jedi Council

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    mistress yoda, step one... collect underpants... step three... profit...

    step 2?

    Secrets of my fortune, reveal, I will not.

     

    But Jedi underwear, special is. After a short time, profitable to sell themselves, underpants are.

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    ... why did no one tell George Lucas that he cannot write dialogue for toffee?

    seems to me that his dialogue was appropriate for toffee, but not for anything much more intelligent.

    If toffee I eat, make sense my speaking, does not.

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    Dear Yoda,

    Ja Ja Binks?

    To become a Jedi Master a test you must take.

     

    A test of patience, of strength of will it is.

     

    An hour you must spend in a locked room with Jar Jar Binks.

     

    If walk out you both do, a Jedi you become

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    Dear Yoda, the Jedi ruled for a LONG time without a whisper from the Sith...Just what the hell did you

    think the 'balance' of the chosen one would be?? *whispers loudly - small man, jump like grasshopper, think like one*

    Think it through, we did not perhaps. Have Council meetings when hungover, we should not.

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    Yoda, was it really necessary for Mr Lucas to go back and add CGI pooping to episode 4?

    A Galactic Contstant, poop jokes are. Some snigger, some sigh and roll eyes. But always poop jokes there are.

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    Welcome!

     

    We aren't a little crazy around here.

     

    We are CRAZY :ph34r::baalzamon:

    Approve, I do. Do things by halves, you should not.

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    mistress yoda... will i make it the 1.2 miles to the gas station with my low fuel indicator telling me i have 1 mile of gas left?

    Lighten your car you must. Passengers you can throw out, do you have?

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