Was there ever a Mrs. Yoda?

'Mrs' Yoda the car she took, the house, the dog.

 

A Lady, she was not.

mistress yoda... who's the hot chick on your siggy?

Her phone number, I can give you. If a beer for me you buy.

 

mistress yoda... will i make it the 1.2 miles to the gas station with my low fuel indicator telling me i have 1 mile of gas left?

Lighten your car you must. Passengers you can throw out, do you have?

 

i coasted in on fumes, and learned that zero miles left means... not quite what it says.

 

i will keep the passenger thing in mind next time i'm too lazy to fill up on the way home. 

 

mistress yoda... who's the hot chick on your siggy?

Her phone number, I can give you. If a beer for me you buy.

 

i will buy you a beer anytime, and even a whiskey.

 

but... perhaps others would have better use for the sweet thang's number....

 

or... perhaps not...

 

hmmmmm...

 

Dear Yoda,

 

It has come to my attention that you are calling yourself a Master during your visit to the Black Tower. The Shadow Legal Department would like to advise you that the Rank of Master is only bestowed upon Shadow Members who have exceptional strength in the True Power. We hereby request that you refer to yourself as Green Frog Thing with a Lightsaber from now on.

 

Regards

 

Ithillian

 

SL: Shadow

 

Dear Masters of the Black Tower,

 

we have been made aware that you have been making use of our protected term 'Master'. Having registered this a long time ago we are confident that under Galactic law we would win any copyright case. If you wish to persue this kindly direct your correspondance to our legal liason, Darth John Deed.

 

However, as Jedi we are looking to promote peace throughout the universe, and to foster close bonds of friendship between our two groups, will allow you to continue using our term with no penalty. We would also like to invite you on a night out in downtown Coruscant, on a night that in convienient for you.

 

Kind Regards

The Jedi Council

 

I'm afraid I am the only "Master" around here...

pretty sure you're not lol

I was voted DM's Master Debator, does that count?

among others, surely

I don't think this one even ...

 

yeah that would be inappropriate

 

sometimes I can tell before I say it.

 

 

 

 

Dear Yoda,

 

It has come to my attention that you are calling yourself a Master during your visit to the Black Tower. The Shadow Legal Department would like to advise you that the Rank of Master is only bestowed upon Shadow Members who have exceptional strength in the True Power. We hereby request that you refer to yourself as Green Frog Thing with a Lightsaber from now on.

 

Regards

 

Ithillian

 

SL: Shadow

Dear Masters of the Black Tower,

 

we have been made aware that you have been making use of our protected term 'Master'. Having registered this a long time ago we are confident that under Galactic law we would win any copyright case. If you wish to persue this kindly direct your correspondance to our legal liason, Darth John Deed.

 

However, as Jedi we are looking to promote peace throughout the universe, and to foster close bonds of friendship between our two groups, will allow you to continue using our term with no penalty. We would also like to invite you on a night out in downtown Coruscant, on a night that in convienient for you.

 

Kind Regards

The Jedi Council

I'm afraid I am the only "Master" around here...

only one, can there be?

I don't think this one even ...

 

yeah that would be inappropriate

 

sometimes I can tell before I say it.

follow your thoughts I can not. too innocent, I am.

it's for the best not to follow my thoughts if you can help it.

 

i wish i could stop. 

it's for the best not to follow my thoughts if you can help it.

 

i wish i could stop. 

New thoughts, you need? New mind?

 

To put a new brain in you body, the answer is not.

 

Work out well for Dr Frankenstein, it did not!

mistress yoda, how do I go about resetting the brain I'm stuck with now?

It worked out pretty well for the younger DR. Frankenstein...   Even if the brain was AbbyNormal 

mistress yoda, how do I go about resetting the brain I'm stuck with now?

The button for five seconds you must hold down.

 

When my Lightsaber needs resetting, this I do

It worked out pretty well for the younger DR. Frankenstein...   Even if the brain was AbbyNormal 

oh sweet mystery of life...

 

mistress yoda, how do I go about resetting the brain I'm stuck with now?

The button for five seconds you must hold down.

When my Lightsaber needs resetting, this I do

...............

 

......

 

........................

 

which button?

It worked out pretty well for the younger DR. Frankenstein...   Even if the brain was AbbyNormal 

Good, Abby brains can be. NCIS Abby, good brain she has

 

 

mistress yoda, how do I go about resetting the brain I'm stuck with now?

The button for five seconds you must hold down.

When my Lightsaber needs resetting, this I do

...............

......

........................

which button?

No reset button you have? Now, even I can not help you.

 

 

 

mistress yoda, how do I go about resetting the brain I'm stuck with now?

The button for five seconds you must hold down.

When my Lightsaber needs resetting, this I do

...............

......

........................

which button?

No reset button you have? Now, even I can not help you.

I'm not sure which one is the reset... I've tried them all, the brain doesn't get any better.

To turn it off, and then back on again, have you tried?

Chocolate, chocolate helpful I find

 

chocolate... yessssss.... that may work for a little while...  i fear the hardware is obsolete.  but the chocolate patch may be helpful.

 

mistress yoda... why does everything have to change so fast?  or... at all?

If changes you do not want, a delorean you will need.

 

Then go back to before the changes, you can.

neither option seems very good...

 

i need some carbonite i think.