I remember seeing this about a year ago at Shayol Ghul, but because I've never seen it here I thought I could as well start it. Post a picture of something, mention what it is below it for those who don't know what it is (I'll be one of them pretty often), and the next person has to beat it.

 

Spam allowed, but ONLY if it comes with a picture that beats the last picture.

 

Also, most would say "no godmodding", but I will say "nothing from a video game/movie/some other fiction that cannot be beaten". Things that can be beaten are allowed, and don't forget, everything known in the real world can be beaten. Well, lets exclude a Black Hole too.

 

And I'll start with... An egg, considered the beginning of all in some religions:

 

Oh, one last thing, please try to not post huge pictures, or, if you do, add spoiler tags with [spoiler ] [/spoiler ]

My mario hammer beats your punny egg

 

Come at me mario

 

 

Railway nail

Your railway nail is nothing compared to the crowbar that Gordan Freeman wields.

 

I have been continuously coming back to this topic all day trying to come up with something. 

 

Bender the robot from Futurama. Hopefully enough people knows who he is or what the show is. To sum it up, Bender is a robot that's function was to bend metal.

Bender will bend the crowbar into a tangle of metal and throw it away.

 

Hopefully this makes sense