*crashes into parked car*

*taken back to retirement home*

*soils myself*

*given bath by hot 20 year old nurse*

*fistpump*

*score*

*totally planned all of it*

*is a playa*

*got dem digits*

*holla atcha boy*

*headin to da club*

*gettin mah schwerve on*

Do I sound as ridiculous to y'all as I do to myself?

:moraine:

Failed.

Notebook!!

blue...

 

Hmm, quiet in here now.

You scared them all away. *G*

never!

Hiya cindy *waves* Thank you for your sweet words about my in the Indy dead thread, you're a cutie.

 

*pokes Ishy* I don't understand why you even bother acknowledging me here, with all the other ladies keeping you company.

never enough ladies for the ishy, you know that

Might need a wheelchair.

get the ones you ride like a motorcycle. friend used to let me ride his in the office. way fun. scares the crap out of ppl

Do I sound as ridiculous to y'all as I do to myself?

never