Robert Pattinson, because he played the lamest vampire in the history of movies.

Oh look he sparkles!

 

More like a wannabe fairy than a vampire.

I'd say eat tom cruise. he is a strange one =p

Oh look he sparkles!

 

More like a wannabe fairy than a vampire.

 

This - eat the the wannabe fairy.

Wasn't he the same actor who did Harry Potter? 

Yep the same one. Should have killed him off in Twilight like they did in HP.

Death by Dr who?

My daughter drug me to see the last Twilight because she couldn't find anyone else to go with. I wish I could unsee it, but honestly Kristen Stewart bugged me far more than Robert Pattinson did. 

Yeah. But she faced off vs berf ... I mean biebs.

She would win this one.

That's true. It's a shame we had to let her win. Can't she be like the cherry on top if we vote Pattinson?

I vote for that

I concur .

Narg if you cook pot SHINee fairy bampire you should throw in emotionless girlfor free seasoning.

I would like to see that.

 

Narg eat Patterson. Not full meal. Get girl no feelings for Narg. Narg eat her too.

Narg, that picture is beautifully deliciously well done.  Its too bad that he was not a full meal. Maybe the next celebrity we put in the cook pot should be someone of larger stature. 

Yeah, he is kinda scrawny. 

Got any Beefy meal options?